crock of shit

Something that is false, misleading, full of lies, etc.

The assertion that your car is exceptional is a crock of shit.

by UrbanWebster February 15, 2004

crock racks

What you call crack rocks when you're super wasted and trying to buy some

Drunk Guy: "Hey man, you got some crock racks?"
Dealer: "Is you hammered?"
Drunk Guy: "Nah man, I only had a couple drinks" *falls over

by poopthatcorn October 11, 2016

crock-shits

A lot, loads, lots.

I made crock-shits of cash playing poker last night.

by Cydne Washington December 26, 2008

crocked cock

A penis that is drunk!

Sorry girls......tonight I have a crocked cock! Tomorrow I'll do you right.

by JoeyBomm June 20, 2020

load of crock

Meaning a lie, what you say isn't entirely true, a bullshitter, something you say can be proven otherwise, etc.

Everything that Jimmie says is a "load of crock" you can't believe anything he says.
That sign we passed said Belview was 200 miles away. That was a "a load of crock."

by MillionWords January 29, 2017

Crock Pottin'

To hold in a fart for a very long time period, and when it is released it smells like a cooked fart.

Person 1: Ah man, that smells absolutely terrible.
Person 2: Yea i know, I've been crock pottin' that the entire plane ride.

by Toats McGoats August 26, 2009

Country Crock

A spit roast with the entire family.

A Country Crock with my brother and sister is fun, but it's way more fun with mom and dad.

by horny_toad69 August 14, 2019