TestTaste

A real idiot but deserves a nice scoop of ice cream. + Has absolutely no potential of a career at the end of the day and should prolly sit the fuck down.

Don't be TestTaste, disabled fuck.

by definitely someone nice October 5, 2020

textastrophy

Any text sent to the wrong person.

I just sent a text to the wrong person. It's a textastrophy!

by Bugstomper2 September 3, 2016

Tetas De Futbol

When A Woman's Breasts Are Saggy Enough To Practice Soccer With.

Guy #1-Daaaaamn! Check out the Chichero on that one!

Guy #2-Ugh!! Really! They're Fucking Tetas De Futbol!!

Guy #1-Ughhhh! Yeah! You Can Play Soccer With Those Things!!

by PincheTetero-Tres mil April 23, 2009

textasaurus rex

A person who is perpetually sending/reading text messages, such to the effect that their behavior is considered rude and/or anti-social. This term is generally used condescendingly, or at least with some degree of disdain.

"Scott sure is being a buzzkill tonight - he hasn't looked up from his Blackberry once since he got here."
"Yeah, talk about a textasaurus rex."

by CornellHatesMe April 12, 2009

tetta

When a black person doesn't wash their hair, their scalp dries up and they lose patches of hair. This is called Tetta. It's kinda like the black equivalent to lice.

When I was growing up, there was a whole family we used to call the Tetta Kids.

by mimmiemimmie July 9, 2009

teatas

spanish slang for breasts, tits

by Anonymous October 16, 2003

tetitas

1. Spanish for small breasts (tetas). Often used by boricuas

Mariya has small tetitas

by -------------------- May 13, 2007