a person who has no idea about technology. They are so far behind you think they were born yesterday
person 1: im gonna go surf the net, cya
person 2: urgh.....the net?
person 1:*sigh*..technoretard
e.g 2
person 1: wanna watch tv?
person 2: tv?
person 1: ..argh
person 2: urgh.....the net?
person 1:*sigh*..technoretard
e.g 2
person 1: wanna watch tv?
person 2: tv?
person 1: ..argh
by {PLONK} July 17, 2006
Get the Technoretard mug.Technophrenic is the Schizophrenic behavior of people who appear to be talking to themselves, but are really using a Bluetooth earpiece to talk to their stockbroker, friend, fellow work, ex-wife, dog, children, podiatrist, or anyone else who will stay on the line with them while they roam about doing God only knows what.
He ain't crazy, he's only Technophrenic. See the Bluetooth in his ear. He's yelling at his {Insert choice here}.
by Axiomatius December 14, 2008
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tech-no-rettes (tek-no-rets) -noun
Frequent or infrequent, intense, temporary technology induced Tourettes Syndrome-like symptoms.
Frequent or infrequent, intense, temporary technology induced Tourettes Syndrome-like symptoms.
by Joell7 September 25, 2007
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A computer geek/nerd or gamer to the extreme.
Someone who has played so many computer games that he or she has trouble distinguishing reality from gameland. The person may spend all-day, every day in front of the computer and forget to shower eat, or go to work in extreme cases of technomorphia.
A computer geek/nerd or gamer to the extreme.
Someone who has played so many computer games that he or she has trouble distinguishing reality from gameland. The person may spend all-day, every day in front of the computer and forget to shower eat, or go to work in extreme cases of technomorphia.
Bill was the stereotypical technomorph...he sat in front of the computer for 25 hours per day playing the latest games. Sometimes he even forgot to shower. He also had trouble telling reality from technoland.
by CrazyZoe January 9, 2009
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Get the Technolojesus mug.Completely inaccurate drivel relating to technology or something of a technical nature, which is spouted by someone who either doesn't completely understand the subject they're talking about, or has heard a few key buzzwords and gone off on a spasmodic frenzy of scaremongering and sensationalisation. Quite commonly encountered in professions such as IT, Engineering, etc. People who actually understand and work with the technology being discussed can spot technobollox a mile away, and will often thwart and ridicule the perpetrator by introducing real facts to the discussion.
Sadly this doesn't prevent technophobes from being sucked in and their ignorance increased by this menace.
Sadly this doesn't prevent technophobes from being sucked in and their ignorance increased by this menace.
Person A: "Some guy at that management seminar told our CEO that BlackBerry devices can calculate next week's lottery numbers, now he wants one!"
Person B: "What?! he's talking technobollox again!"
Technobollox victim: "Don't install that 'Windows XP', my friend told me that it will steal all your data, kick your dog, and send your bank account details to Micro$oft!!!!!!"
Engineer: "That is complete and utter technobollox"
Person B: "What?! he's talking technobollox again!"
Technobollox victim: "Don't install that 'Windows XP', my friend told me that it will steal all your data, kick your dog, and send your bank account details to Micro$oft!!!!!!"
Engineer: "That is complete and utter technobollox"
by Ciarán_ July 15, 2008
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