twatiflanking ozzleglobbin tallywanker

An unfortunate person with the head of a watermelon.

"ill whack bass as much as i want to you goddamn twatiflanking ozzleglobbin tallywanker"

by Alonzakit August 23, 2011

tallywacker

A person who wears white shoes.

"Get outta here! You're not a tallywacker."

by xavier February 5, 2005

tallywacking tits

a term used when a guy tries to have mental sex with you over the internet. cybering

That prick just tried to have tallywacking tits with me!

by Andre Cage May 17, 2008

tallywacker licker

A term of endearment for the person give ing a blow job

"You're an amazing tallywacker licker Emilina!" Josh exclaimed.

by Emilina&princess of bartonia May 12, 2014

tallywacker trimmer

Trimming of one's pubic hairs

He used his razor for a tallywacker trimmer

by pokey0129 July 16, 2015

Tallywacker

Another word for penis

My tallywacker is big

by Swag bear crystal January 2, 2017

TallyWacked

Partying to the extreme of human limits with the use of alcohol and or drugs.

I got fuckin' tallywacked last night. I guess that can happen after 25 beers? I dunno, whatever.

by DNAdangler January 29, 2017