tainting

To poke a guy's taint

I was tainting my my husband to turn him on while he shit on himself. Guess his taint doesn't work.

by toriscool May 20, 2015

Taintsicle

A TAINTSICLE is when you stick your icy cold big toe between someone's balls/vagina and thier asshole. You are giving them a taintsicle.

Mark is sleeping so peacefully. I should wake him with a quick taintsicle job.

by Taintsicler December 17, 2008

Tainting

Wiping back to front

does your gf have a goatee?
No im just into tainting

by sumguy November 25, 2014

Taintish

Being tainty.

Joey C has been being very taintish all day.

by moreta1nts April 21, 2009

taintist

A vocation involving taint stimulation, sometimes in reference to a person or persons who truly work the taint for profit. Otherwise used slanderously to apply to underhanded individuals of low persuasion.

Horatio-
"Truly William, Alexander is a taintist of the highest order, for he fucked my mother, repeatedly."

by Themistocles December 9, 2008

taintsicle

This word is largely undefinable, but here are possible usages for it...

1. An exclamation of good happenings. A celebratory word along the lines of "tight" or "fuck yeah"...

2. A declaration of crappy circumstances. A word used following a disappointing turn of events similar to "damn" or "this sucks"...

3. Icicles forming beneath the taint forming as the result of extreme cold.

"I hooked up with a hottie last night! Taintsicle yeah!"

"I hooked up with an ugly ho last night! Ah taintsicle!"

"It's so freaking cold out that GD taintsicles are forming beneath my taint!"

by Joey Taintsalot December 12, 2009

Tainting someone's essence

A slang term used in wildstar when being carried by other player's while being an average medic.

Billy- Yo dawg, did you see IIIII tainting someone's essence.
James- Yeah, he just sat there and received free rating.

by Mr Slang May 27, 2015