Sylvania

Lovely city and township just outside Toledo, OH. Mostly middle class people live here. They're friendly and good to be around. We have great schools. We have wonderful parks and rec facilities like Pacesetter Park (great sports facility for soccer, baseball, lacrosse, kites). Tamo-Shanter is there for hockey and ice skating. If you're into fossils, you can see one of only two prime Devonian Era sites on the entire planet here at Fossil Park. You'll also see lots of beautiful trees in this city like maples, oaks, flowering pears, crabs, cherries & apples. You can see most of them at Stranahan Arboretum in the township. There's Olander Park for fishing, swimming and exercise. There's a wonderful little downtown area with cute shops, historical museum with a train depot and old school house. Nice housing and good neighborhoods. Couple of historical buildings that used to be underground railroad stations during the 1800's. The population is mostly Caucasian, but there's a smattering of all races and religions. There are few, if any, issues with race or religion is this area. We all just get along. The weather is beautiful from April through October ranging from the 50's to the 80's with occasional ups and downs. The winters are cold and can be cloudy with snow off and on. Good city services keep the roads clean and safe. Glad to be here.

Sylvania is a great place to live and work.

by n8trlvr December 9, 2010

Sylvania

A depressing suburb of Toledo. It is full of shallow residents who's smug can be smelled in the air from 40 miles away. Once you've met a Sylvania resident, you've met pretty much all of them. There is no structured activity outside of sports related functions and binge drinking. It's school systems are beyond disfunctional. The only thing their schools praise is sports, because there is nothing else worth speaking of. The residents claim it is a diverse culture but most everyone sticks with one small social group among their own ideals and beliefs. There is an immense drug problem. Shady hoodlums can be seen walking the streets at all times of the day. I don't recommend starting a family here, unless you send your children to a private school.

If you are not a chizzled meathead, you will not enjoy Sylvania. Move away.

by Wesley Doodle July 31, 2011

Sylvanna

Generally presumed to be a lady, but don't be fooled by her feminine exterior. Underneath lies the heart of a wolf but she'll have body hair to match.
Prefers gingers, but if she hasn't scored by 3am, any man without a soul had better run or be mauled.
Loud and witty, with hilarious one liners, this girl will do just about anything for rum.
Can usually be found on the dance floor, but do not challenge her to a shot drinking competition, you will not win.
The queen of the girl racers.
Not shy about using garden tools in the bedroom.

I wish I was a Sylvanna
Has anyone seen Sylvanna? Oh there she is under that pile of hair...

by Saturnfly January 18, 2012

Sylvan Lake

Sylvan Lake: a small town to the west of Red Deer where douche rockets go to mingle. Showcase town for lousy chest and arm tattoos on men and women. Public beach like a refugee camp. Sunglasses at night a must. Guys must use “bro” or “brah” at least once per sentence. If you have $100 to your name, come here and pretend you have $1,000,000. Many of the guys I went to school with that wore Puka Shell necklaces now reside here. 11/10 would not recommend, horrible teeth to gum ratio.

sylvan Lake is where Central Alberta douche rockets go to breed stupid

by JeffersonDanger September 4, 2022

dirty sylvan

a man who eats birds then dinks paint thinner and has a sister named Beatrice the gets mommy's cigs

got get mom her mommy her cigarettes dirty sylvan

by sylvans crush May 23, 2022

sylvania kids

Stuck up kids who love to get drunk every weekend and buy the poorest vodka and drink natty. Also love to go to highschool sporting events drunk and usually get caught but will still party in diversion

"Hey wanna go get drunk later and fuck some sluts"
"Of course i mean we are Sylvania Kids"

by Rmoebi February 11, 2014

Sylvan_One

1. An amazing streamer who gives it their all, one who spreads as much love as they can to everyone they meet.

2. One who is very flirtatious and seductive.
3. One who cares for their friends and always tries to make others happy regardless of their own personal drama/suffering.

1. Have you heard of Sylvan_One? Soon to become the best streamer I hear.
2. Sylvan_One made my heart crazy.
3. Thank you Sylvan_One for talking through my crisis, I feel a lot better cause of you.

by MidBossLVL69 January 15, 2023