shorted

Kiwi term for shitting yah pants after losing bodily functions from drinking.

Fuck whats that noise? steves just passed out in the corner I think hes shorted too... dirty bastard.

by Andre Owen October 2, 2005

Sorted

Getting fucked up, but not blacking out all the way.

Jessica went to a party on Saturday at the Woodlands and got sorted on shots of vodka but didnt blackout.

by Jessbama January 26, 2012

sworded

To be impaled by a knight deep into the skin.

Oh, this is the worst game I've ever played!

by B-Drac August 2, 2003

snorted

meaning i did snort.
most commenly used meaning to snort coke , charlie and for the geeks.. cocaine :)

Awrite m8 got any coke left
naw man a snorted it aw
FUCK a need a line

by Wee Blacky January 25, 2007

sworded

To get sworded.

WHAT?! I got sworded on level 2? This is the worst game I've ever played!

by dj gs68 July 23, 2003

sworded

To be impaled, alright! But not necessarily by a knight. Any ol' buck with a huge dong can sword any willing (or unwilling) hole.

That man o' mine sworded me right in the pooper when I least expected it!

by srd August 29, 2003

Shorted

When a Man walks into a restroom to find that the only urinal available is the short one.

When out at the bar it comes time to take a piss. When you go to the can you find out everyone else had the same idea as you and the short urinal is the only available. You've been Shorted.

by cityofvoltz December 28, 2010