Swiss

Something that is not legit, holey. An exaggerated story.

Guy: "So, dude, I totally had sex last night with 3 people."
Friend: "That's so swiss."

by Yolanda1976 May 23, 2011

swiss

Adjective often used to describe useless things, such as chocolate, banks, knifes, alps and cows.

swiss stuff is often great quality, but rarely useful.

by weeeeeeh flip November 30, 2006

Swiss

A type of man who can't stop saying some pointless made up language.

Carl: Hey man, are you from Switzerland? Coz you look Swiss...

Stefan: Y'erhgan burghan, Fuckin' yergen burgen!

by =3MC= August 24, 2009

swiss

alcoholic beverage

i got hella swiss last night at 7-11.

by jon February 1, 2004

Swiss

A female who has sexual intercourse with a whole crew

Yo Shes A Swiss I Have Her First, You Second, And Me Next

by Pangus March 11, 2008

Swiss

This term comes from a bollocking cheater that screwed England out of the Euro 2004. It was because of this Portugal saw a win, but I don't think that sportsmanship played the role here.

Today is "hate the fucking swiss ref" day. Please support our campaign by adding a W behind your MSN name. Send this to as many people as possible and support England's defeat over Portugal due to a disallowed goal that the fucking Swiss Ref called. Portugal did not deserve to win, and it should be England going through to the Semi Finals, and not Portugal.

by Popoi June 24, 2004

swiss

a boy with unusually large aka(masssive) swiss like lips

luke jonothan is swiss

by Wazza August 26, 2004