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swissed

The act of shitting yourself after eating too many Little Debbie Swiss Rolls.
I just ate two boxes of swiss rolls and I think I just swissed myself.
by life_of_party March 8, 2009
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Swiss

A way to describe a person who is overly-afraid of personal or public confrontation with the direct goal of neutrality in all uncomfortable situations.

A person that is "Being Swiss," generally lets other people take advantage of them, wants everyone to like them, and is completely neutral in situations that don't warrant it, at the expense of their dignity, personal code of ethics, and others' respect.

Typical responses to perfectly acceptable instances of confrontation include:

1. "I'm over it."
2. "Hey...Each to his own."
3. "It's all good." (When they know it's not).
4. "I'm just sayin'.
--"Hey, man, that guy just totally pissed all over your car! You not gonna do nothin' about it?"

--"I'm over it, man. Each to his own." (shrugs/walks off)

--"Dude, why you gotta be all Swiss about it??"

--*no response in the effort to remain Swiss and to not appear as taking sides on the matter* (still walking away)

--"Man, you gotta stop being all SWISS about everything!!"

--"It's all good, bro." (still walking...)

--"Man..........<sigh>" (throwing up arms in disgust)
by sancho94 November 11, 2011
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swissed

To be kicked in the groin by a strange swiss man. Preferably in the middle of a desert, while you and your friends are in the pyramid formation. Like cheerleaders.
Swiss guy: Hey make a pyramid.

Friends: Ok!!

Swiss guy: *kicks everyone*

Friends: Ouch. We were just swissed.

Swiss guy: *laughs*
by Chase the Magnificent. June 24, 2006
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Swiss

Anything that is uber-cool, and generally noted as being cool without exception. Swiss folks have the best chocolate, knives, neutrality, etc. so anything that is "Swiss" is always to be lauded, appreciated, and generally known as amazing.
Your idea for the company prospectus is so much cooler than everyone else's, it's like fully Swiss!!
by SmileChurch March 10, 2011
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swissed

good thing i was swissed when the cop pulled us over.
by jenwen July 24, 2004
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Swiss

You hear about old Luke Smith - yeah loves it up the swiss apparently.
by dogstrain December 1, 2011
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Swiss

Pronunciation of the acronym S.W.S. which means Sice When Satisfied.
“Swiss bowdy?”
Yarn one sec
by The Dictionary of Bowdy May 25, 2020
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