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Scottie

a girl with a great sense of humor and a pure heart.

It's odd when you meet a girl named Scottie but when you do don't loose her. Scottie's are prone to distraction.

Scottie's are often shy when you first meet them but once they feel comfortable they are something completely different. Don't be scared off by a Scottie's overflowing self confidence and bubbly personality. They want everyone to feel comfortable around them and that is often the case.

Scottie's are great at keeping secrets and are fairly low maintenance. Keep them fed and hydrated and they are good to go.

Never question a Scottie's loyalty to her friends.
Scottie..??? Idek how I'd use the name in a sentence so here are some emojis~ಠ_ಠ (*´꒳`*) ƪ(˘⌣˘)ʃ(=´∀`)人(´∀`=)
by Help me im awkward March 29, 2017
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when a bitch turn her left buttcheek outward when you hittin it from the behind, and when you pull out ya dick
and she starts to queef but it queefs, it queefs, it queefs in a sensual way and it makes a hiss sound and goes on to pronunciate a slithering ssss sound..and you smack her right butt cheek and you stick ya arms in the air an ya go "scotttttiiie pimppppinnn"" in the most highest tone you can. and then you blow ya load all over her butt cheeks and fatty and how you do..and you finish that shit off by sayin "scottiieee pippinnn for the assist"
scottie pimpin...i mean i never seen that shit happen, but i know it did...a bunch a times. no example available.
by A_A January 10, 2008
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when an animal jumps upwards with all four legs simultaneously.
"Do not die until you've seen a large black poodle stotting in the snow."
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Scottie

A good friend that many long to have. This is friend who usually suffers from depression, and is accustomed to heart-break. A Scottie is somebody you shouldn't take for granted, and you should let him know often how much he means to you. This is somebody that will lie for you, die for you, do ANYTHING for you...especially if they like you. This is somebody who falls in love easily....but tries not to show it--at least at first. He likes late-night calls with girl friends, and has many good friends he couldnt live without. If any good friends that he was close to move away, he usually thinks of them EVERYDAY. This is somebody who, if you dont show that he is appreciated, will leave. Finally, when he gets hurt he tries not to show it....but it scars and he never heals. He NEEDS people, but is not a very social person.
To a depressed friend: "Dude! Cheer up! Stop being such a Scottie, geez!"

Girl to Boyfriend: "Awwwwww your such a Scottie :)"

From good friend: "Thanks for being there for me, Scottie!" :)
by friend_of_scottie May 1, 2011
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Ugh, did you run out of tp and just s*** in the can? It's full of scottie.
by stellabee13 December 11, 2018
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shottie

The Shottie is a form of home made bong.

The system is very easy, You need a 500ml bottle (coke or pepsi) a metal tube (I found the old fashioned tire pressure gauge the best).

The bottle you first empty and burn a round hole in the side, most people say to heat the tube and use it melt a holpe in the side but i found if you use a cigerette to burn the hole in the side it works easier and ends up perfect always.

Fill the bottle with watertill under the hole then tilt bottle to 45 degree angle till the water stops coming out.

Take the tube and wrap one end in electrical tape just below the end of it to stop the tube from sliding all the way into the bottle.

Take a cigerette and push about 3 rings into the tube and slice it off with a knife, take the plugged tube and "Dab" into a shot glass (Shottie Glass) or any other bowl that is filled with your crumbled resin or herb, push it in like 3 times and place into bottle.

Burn the shot, suck slow real slow, when the heat reaches the cigerette it will burn faster or slide down the tube at this point suck really hard and Shoot or pop the whole thing into the water giving you an amazing rush as all the smoke rushes quickly into your lungs.

In reference to another definition i started shottieing in Scotland in 1995, Holland 2 times on vacation and also when i moved there in 1999. In Holland discovered an australian that knew of shotties and shottied with me for a while there, now i have reintroduced shotties to america so the shottie is known world wide.

There is a variation of the shottie, The Double Shottie that uses 2 tubes and a 1.5L bottle and 2 tubes at the bottom of the bottle it is exactly the same method as the single but you have to burn both tubes at the same time and if one pops before the other then cover it with a finger till the other pops.
Pass the shottie.

Shottie?
by Evil_Scotsman December 14, 2007
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shottie

A localised method of smoking cannabis, generally favoured by the chav drop-outs of south Somerset, however it can be found in many stoner circles due to its cost-effectiveness.

The apparatus required for a shottie comprises a rudimentary tube (usually crafted from a sheet of beer-can metal and electrical tape) and a cheap pop bottle. a hole is burned into the lower part of the bottle and the tube inserted, the bottle is then filled up to the hole with water. the overall impression of a completed shottie configuration is very similar to that of a homemade crack-pipe.

The end of the tube is then packed first with a 'plug' of tobacco, then topped with either dirt bar or herb, depending on the class of toker. this configuration is then smoked much in the same way that a bong might be smoked; however the lack of a gauze means that once the plug of tobacco and herb has been sufficiently burned away, the tokee then efforts a final tug, pulling the plug down through the tube and into the water.

This final expenditure of lung capacity, coupled with the instant blast of smoke to the lungs, provides the true 'magic' of the shottie, leaving the tokee lost in an instant haze, unable to breathe or communicate for a short while.

Excessive abuse of the shottie can be dangerous, and the user can genuinely feel the smoke ripping into his/her lungs when it hits. the use of low quality construction materials and/or cheap dirt bar exacerbates this fact.
"its 4 a.m, i've ingested far too much amphetamine, there is only one thing which could deliver me to the land of drowsiness. time for a shottie"
...chugalugachugaluga FLOOOOOOOOFFFFF!...
"uuuuuuuhhhhhnnnnnnnhhhhhhhh"
by D-Bizz October 27, 2006
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