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stitched up

Stitched up: Being lied to or mistreated, being told something by someone and they do the opposite of what they told you.
Person A: I got Stitched up by my friends
Person B: How?
Person A: I invited loads of my friends over to my house and it's been an hour an they haven't shown up. So I asked them where they were and they'd invited loads more people to their house.
by Princess Shalorflorf December 4, 2016
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stitchy pipe

when one of your mates makes u a killer pipe of weed/dope resulting in lots of coughing, red eye and then extreme stonedness if the pipe was really stitchy u may end up being on a whitey.
'or hew that pipe was killer proper stitcher i cant feel me hands like a wish that wasnt such a ''stitchy pipe'' hew'

'orrr nerrr am pure on a whitey of that ''stitchy pipe''

'just stitcheed john fitz with a ''stitchy pipe''
by jc.(>(> November 4, 2009
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slithery

After I left my boring date, I went to the strip bar and got myself into some slithery.
by LAFF August 17, 2005
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Clown Switcheroo

The Clown Switcheroo is a sexual action that I do not personally recommend, unless the person in question has wronged you.

The Clown switcheroo is when one person blindfolds their sexual partner and begins to have anal sex with them. Eventually, the one who isn't being penetrated will say they have to go to the bathroom.

He will leave the room, and his friend in a clown suit will enter the room, and begin having anal sex with the blindfolded one. Eventually, the blindfolded one will look around and see a clown.

Hilarity and lawsuits ensue, results may vary.
The Clown Switcheroo is not a recommended activity.
by Snizzy Snazz Bullets January 2, 2009
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Snitches get stitches

First coined by our Lord and savior Jesus Christ.
Said to Judas to let him know he will be punished for being a tattletale
Jesus said unto them:
Snitches get stitches
by MD Jorge May 17, 2018
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Stitches

Snitch: Why'd you just tear open my asshole?
Everyone: Snitches get stitches motherfucker.
by Morty Mc Saucy December 19, 2018
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stitchy

A word used to describe a gun especially in hoods from Brooklyn
yo bro pass me the stitchy I see some opps over there Around the corner I’m gon blast em
by Chasethemoney November 3, 2020
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