LAFF's definitions

Funch

When you combine LUNCH and SEX into the same event.

The girl I am seeing want's to meet me during my meal break for some Funch.

by LAFF April 23, 2004

oral art

The art form of performing oral sex.

Due to the fact that she gagged and didn't swallow, her oral art requires vast improvement.

by LAFF August 17, 2005

slithery

deviant and/or filthy sexual conduct

After I left my boring date, I went to the strip bar and got myself into some slithery.

by LAFF August 17, 2005

snorkled

Eating an ass from behind and having your face pressed so far into it that you have to use your nose to breathe.

She likes when I snorkle her to get her primed for anal sex.

by LAFF October 15, 2004

orbiter

The skinnier females that orbit around the fat girl in various settings, such as at a bar or lounge scene, or a nightclub, etc...

Go distract the fat girl by buying her some finger food at the bar, while we pick up the three cute orbiters and meet you in front in 15 minutes.

by LAFF August 16, 2005

close the deal

The act of meeting somone and engaging in sexual intercourse within the same night.

I met her at the party and before I knew it I was closing the deal in the coat room.

by Laff January 6, 2004

coyote arm

The coyote is one of the only animals that will chew off its own arm to get out of a trap. A human having coyote arm means that he or she is almost willing to chew off their own arm to prevent waking up the ugly mess they fell asleep next to where the mess may be lying on their arm.

Mike had a serious case of coyote arm after waking up next to that disgusting looking girl he got drunk with last night.

by Laff January 7, 2004