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A dick with cocaine on it. From the roast of charlie sheen.
Yo dude, pass the sheenis, I'mma blow another line!
Sheenis by stonedasstits September 20, 2011
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n. a penis that has the texture of a squid; not erect; flacid
Che le le is so ugly she's only seen squenis.
Squenis by lil' rin rin November 10, 2008

Charlie Sheenis 

V. The act of snorting coke off of an erect penis.
"Dude, did you see that girl at the party last night? She pulled a Charlie Sheenis on Jeff!"
Charlie Sheenis by AmazingGeorge October 9, 2012

sheenisum 

Something not politically correct and said with a brooklyn twang.
"Damm you paid 700 for a pair of rubber!" that is a sheenisum.
sheenisum by KJ March 31, 2005
A very oversized clitoris, resembling a tiny penis.
I would have gone down on her, until I saw her sheenis!
Sheenis by Extremejutsu November 4, 2022
A rare mythological breed of homo sapien from a bygone era that currently mystifies modern science. It is unclear how many roam the earth, but there is at least one confirmed living Speenis. They metabolize food and energy differently than standard humans, and appear to be more durable. Tall and skinny, almost Sméagol like in appearance, many have theorized that the Speenis is not from this world. If encountered, attempt to kill.
Seattle recently made it a crime to discriminate against any of Speenis descent.
Speenis by SpeenisL November 10, 2022