(n) A small arachnid creature who infiltrates fully sized watermelons and lives in them for long periods of time.

Facts:
-Only one eye is seen from the outside of a spidermelon.
-Spidermelons are extremely aggressive and have been known to steal dogs and small children from yards bordering inhabited woods.
-A spidermelon has never been seen outside of its melon. Some scientist believe that the melon is actually grows with, and is a part of the spidermelons body.

The spidermelon was perched in the tree, waiting to attack the wounded leopard.

The snow owl stood no chance against the spidermelon's keen agility and wit.

If only I had watched him closer, we might still have Samuel with us... damn the spidermelon's, ...damn them.

Spidermelon by Scurvy Leper March 26, 2009

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spiders legs

Stray pubic hairs of impressive length escaping from the sides of an undergarment, e.g. swimsuit
see also beetle bonnet

spiders legs by Captain Zap September 29, 2003

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farting spiders

Girls blame the farting spiders when they fart because girls never fart

Jesus girl whats that smell, that you?

No, must have been those farting spiders again...they have a very poor diet

farting spiders by superfunhappyslide July 2, 2008

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well im not here to fuck spiders

used in a super obvious question as a reply that involves why your here.

your at a pizza place and the guy asks

pizza guy: are you here to buy some pizza
you: well im not here to fuck spiders

well im not here to fuck spiders by illigalnavy November 23, 2015

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