speared

Fucked up....aka: stoned, drunk, buzzed, whatever the fuck you want.

Dude I'm so fucking speared off this rose hookah....

by Mike, Kelly, Blake, Brandon September 22, 2005

shitarded

adj.: 1. how one feels after finishing the two forties taped to one's hands
2. the state one must be in to go to toad's
n.: 3. the goal of any squadron event
v.: 4. finding your zen

He was so shitarded he couldn't talk, walk, or pee.

by tobym April 30, 2005

SPENARDED

to get told one thing and delivered another

you just got spenarded

by DUMONTOOOO January 22, 2018

Spedtarded

Being sped and retarded at the same time

"She's so spedtarded" said the angry man

by Xxxxxxxx vids March 15, 2019

Sparded

To be interrupted when using an Armoury Crate, or Rune of Transfer in Nyzul Isle Investigation.

Omg I've just been sparded!

by Seshamaru January 10, 2009

Supertarded

When someone is super retarded.

Jake is Supertarded, have you seen him?

by trashyes November 17, 2019

Satarded

When you use the word 'retarded' in a satarical way, absolving you of any offense it may cause.

If you call someone 'retarded' in a derogatory tone, you may cause offense and should be fired if used whilst working, however if you are doing it for 'satire' it is perfectly fine. But to be clear you should you 'satarded' instead of 'retarded'.

by JockMcRowdy February 18, 2010