Sperm Genocide

When a male masturbates, killing countless amounts of defenseless sperm.

Tyler: Duuuude last night I whacked off.

Jackie: Way to go and commit sperm genocide...

by mofo96 June 22, 2011

Sperm Cramp

A “Sperm Cramp” is a phenomenon that occurs every month for males, in which there is immense pain in the ballsack for extended periods of time.

“Women will just never understand the pain men go through with sperm cramps.”

by Ninji (the real one) April 25, 2023

P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney

An address you'll remember after having to watch Finding Nemo.

Guy 1: "Do you know where I can find a clownfish?"

Guy 2: "Did you check P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney?"

Guy 1: "What the......is that place even real?"

Guy 2: "Didn't you watch Finding Nemo, of course it's real!"

by Chris's_Zen May 4, 2013

sperm-jack

The process of taking someone's sperm and using without their permission

Kathy is trying to sperm-jack Paul so she can have a baby on her own.

by Lorcán000 January 14, 2009

Tom Sherman Special

Also known as The Ol' TSS, The Tom Sherman Special can be either:

a) A mixed drink composed of Tequila, lime juice, and Sprite.

b) A sexual maneuver in which one finds a classy lady, goes down on her, but instead of licking any part of the vagina, he only licks pubic hair.

1. One must be careful when ordering a Tom Sherman Special in the bar, or else they could end up with an unwanted drink.

2. Remember, a classy lady is the most important ingredient to the Tom Sherman Special and if she doesn't have pubes then she's just not that classy.

3. Give 'er the ol' TSS

by Unshaven Maven January 19, 2014

Sperm Derm

A skin-like film which forms on the penis after ejaculation, when the semen dries.

John: Dude! Your dick skin is peeling!

Joe: Oh that?!? No that is my sperm derm. I was masturbating in the kitchen an hour ago.

John: Oh. Okay.... Hey this egg flour soup tastes kinda funny.

by rogerthewhale August 18, 2010

super sperm

Sperm that is really powerful and likely to get a woman pregnant

Bob must have super sperm...he's only 25 and he already has 5 kids by 5 different women!

by Jessica201978 December 21, 2005