by JackTors April 25, 2019
Get the Gaylord Spelunker mug.splinkey is an alternative word for schplino; usually harsher on terms. A splinkey is characterized by being a cockamole, a ziggurat, and a schplino: forming an ultimate whirlwind of trio terms, causing splinkey. Splinkey is a goofball and looks like a box or like an angry bird ready to explode!
WARNING!!11! IF YOU SEE A SPLINKEY, SHOUT OUT SCHPLINO! HE WILL TURN BACK INTO A GOOD SPLINKEY!!!!11!
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by MikelDaZiggurat January 3, 2022
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When an individual watches TV muted with their own music playing in the background - this is best done with rap.
by osoisimo December 19, 2010
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Dude, I went butt spelunking for the first time...bitch needed to clean out dat canyon.
Dude, I went butt spelunking for the first time...bitch needed to clean out dat canyon.
by Stoop Fontain April 21, 2014
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by Tree Goblin February 21, 2015
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A male that has been cooped up too long during his Covid-19 lockdown and begins exploring for new holes and openings in which he may insert his already worn genitalia to get off and pass the time.
The lockdown was so long I became a covid spelunker. I was fucking any hole I could explore. I took a door handle off, I found a pipe in the garage, a milk jug. I was desperate.
A male that has been cooped up too long during his Covid-19 lockdown and begins exploring for new holes and openings in which he may insert his already worn genitalia to get off and pass the time.
The lockdown was so long I became a covid spelunker. I was fucking any hole I could explore. I took a door handle off, I found a pipe in the garage, a milk jug. I was desperate.
by Dick Onchin October 22, 2020
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"It isn't necessary to be a chunk spelunker if you've got a colon hydrotherapist in the neighborhood"
by become_the_mountain April 7, 2006
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