by BigChokolate July 16, 2021
Get the SMEGMA MALE mug.A fountain of liquid that results from mixing smegma with diet Coke. The resulting violent eruption can damage the genitals if protective equipment is not used.
by Slim Dingo September 26, 2011
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when you accumulate a ton of smegma, reach down and get a sludge-chunk with your hand, and flip-kick it soccer style at someone.
by Rod Biggleton March 6, 2019
Get the smegmapult mug.One who avenges a comrade whose smegma has been stolen. When your friend has had his smegma stolen, you must re-obtain it and return it to him promptly.
by Poopshoemagoo June 1, 2019
Get the Smegmavenger mug.The act of turning your forsekin inside out and twisting your penis several times to then unleash it spraying smegma in a swift-like fashion. This is usually done in the center of a group of people at a party or classroom.
Guy 1: "Hey! Did you see what I did at the party last night?"
Guy 2: "No, what did you do?"
Guy 1: "I managed to pull off the most epic smegmachine gun of all time!"
Guy 2: "Dude, no way!"
Guy 1: "Yeah! I even managed to hit my Grandpa who was fast asleep on the couch!"
Guy 2: "No, what did you do?"
Guy 1: "I managed to pull off the most epic smegmachine gun of all time!"
Guy 2: "Dude, no way!"
Guy 1: "Yeah! I even managed to hit my Grandpa who was fast asleep on the couch!"
by Grandpa Bob January 16, 2014
Get the Smegmachine Gun mug.The food particules, skin flakes, and dust that accumulates in the crevices between your keys on your keyboard and rots. Later, you can collect your keyboard smegma and use for sprinklings on cupcakes that will be given to your worst enemy.
Jim: I hate Rob so much. I need to repay him for the misdeeds he's done.
Larry: Hey, I got an idea?
Jim: What?
Larry: Let's bake up some cupcakes, top them off with keyboard smegma, and give 'em to him. He'll enjoy the rich, dense texture of the cake and crunch away on the bits of smegma. Stupid bastard!
Jim: Good idea Larry! That'll teach that SOB.
Larry: Hey, I got an idea?
Jim: What?
Larry: Let's bake up some cupcakes, top them off with keyboard smegma, and give 'em to him. He'll enjoy the rich, dense texture of the cake and crunch away on the bits of smegma. Stupid bastard!
Jim: Good idea Larry! That'll teach that SOB.
by McPhatty May 18, 2006
Get the Keyboard Smegma mug.smegma that has been dripping down and colecting over a long period of time and drys in a formation like a stalactite commonly found in caves.
by thecreator May 26, 2006
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