2 definitions by Rod Biggleton

smegmapult

when you accumulate a ton of smegma, reach down and get a sludge-chunk with your hand, and flip-kick it soccer style at someone.

Yooo, he deadass just stripped buckass naked and used the smegmapult on John.

by Rod Biggleton March 6, 2019

smeguchet

You have to be a woman to do this one, but you strip naked, backflip to get enough centrifugal force, and at the right time tense your ass cheeks so they clap together and queef aggressively, shooting out all of the cooch-cream and ass grease and piss and sweat accumulated in there.

Guys we should get out of the way, I think Jackie's gonna use the smeguchet on us.

by Rod Biggleton March 7, 2019