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Spankie

A "Spankie" is a new member to a group of friends that have been around for a long time (Much like a fire-fighter's Probie) This new "Spankie" must perform mundane tasks that the others do not wish to do.
A "Spankie" cannot be named by their true name until they have done an awesome act of total awesome that will initiate the vote of the group to not call Him/Her Spanky, that or they must stay around long enough to hold seniority over a new "Spankie"
Bob: Hey what's the new kid's name?
Billy: Spankie
Bob: That's his real name?
Billy: To us it is *Looking very awesome whilst saying it*
Spankie: Really guys?
Bob: Spankie go close the door!
Spankie: -Sigh- *Spankie closes the door*
by One Dunce Cap April 19, 2010
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Spanky

A nickname, or rather synonym for the first name "Spencer". Sometimes shortened to Spanks. To be used to anyone going by said name. No exceptions.
Paul: "Oh, hey Spencer."
Spencer: "Don't you mean 'Spanky'?"
Paul: "My bad. Hey Spanky."
by TangClock April 18, 2009
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Spanky

Playful nickname for a guy who likes to spank his girl.
My spanky loves to surprise me with naughty spankings on my sexy little ass.
by SuezeeSmurd January 5, 2019
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Spanky

Principal skinners name in season 1

A term used to enlighten situations
Joe: “damn I can’t believe my girl cheated on me!”

His friend: “well that’s a spanky”
by Panther cartel June 28, 2021
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Spanky

pull it off like Mike Jones
and we're like who?
Spanky is the sex man Spanky is the sex
by callmehyoclairebear November 24, 2010
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Spanky

Noun: A slap someone endures across the face with a thinly sliced piece of meat; usually done with lunch meat or a patty of a fast food burger.
"Since Mike wouldn't shut up at the McDonald's drive-thru, I opened up his greasy McDouble and gave him a spanky."
by Hansonpaulsey October 12, 2009
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spankies

Tight spandex shorts most commonly worn by dancers in rehearsal as well as performance.
I have all kinds of spankies from my high school's dance team, we wore yellow ones during our routine to Wonderwall.
by dancerrrzrus April 16, 2011
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