spack

The self-proclaimed leader of a cult of pseudo-deadheads who claim to embrace the deadhead culture, but only live to belittle others.

See also: white trash

Spack got so upset when a photographer dissed him that he went on an internet rampage for weeks.

by spackdesciple April 29, 2009

Slamko

Noun: An unstoppable force maintained through sheer force of will and alcohol.

So powerful, that it will betray love, family and anything that comes in the way of fueling this force with more alcohol.

"My wife and children made me realize that the incredible force and alcohol had become such a destructive and abusive aspect in our lives... So I dropped them all so I could forget it and preserve the "Slamko". "

by thetruthfromexperience October 25, 2011

battle-spack

a mong or disabled person who is used, for fun, as a object on which to ride into battle.

I used Bill as a battle-spack yesterday...I rode him to victory.

by alib2485 July 21, 2008

cleveland spackle

1. The effect of fecal particles expelled from one's anus during explosive diarrhea.

2. the act of covering a surface with fecal particles in a pattern resembling spackle

"Dude, watch out for the cleveland spackle in that toilet stall".
"While she was giving me a rim job I gave her a cleveland spackle. Ha, Ha, it was so narsty".

by akinej February 27, 2011

Butt Spackle

The act of blowing out matter from one's rectum onto the walls of the porcelain bowl. Butt Spackle, as a consequence, if a tough clean up. Multiple flushings fails to dislodge said material.

Johnny Shatt, a legend in the Greater Lossss Angeleeeeez area for his restroom antics, Butt Spackled the bowl with partially metabolized butt paste! The said poo reminded him of the fine paintings of post modern art masters of the past. Proudly, Johnny Shatt took not too few a picture with his crusty, but functioning Motorola.

by ShawShankPrison February 18, 2023

Spackward

Spasmodically backwards

Does dumb shit with fire
Bottom of the class
A complete backward spacker

Stop it you spackward fuckmonger

by Tiggs31 January 2, 2011

Spack Dancer

A retard who lives with Nogtard and dances to gay pop songs while Monk and Mick deliver Sargent's apple pies to Nogtard.

Oh no, we can't deliver Nogtard's pies.

Why not?

There's a spack dancer having a fit in the living room.

by flappy dickwad July 25, 2009