Slamko 

Noun: An unstoppable force maintained through sheer force of will and alcohol.

So powerful, that it will betray love, family and anything that comes in the way of fueling this force with more alcohol.

"My wife and children made me realize that the incredible force and alcohol had become such a destructive and abusive aspect in our lives... So I dropped them all so I could forget it and preserve the "Slamko". "

Slamko by thetruthfromexperience October 25, 2011

Slamko 

Noun: An unstoppable force maintained through sheer force of will and alcohol.

Eg: "I wanted to go hard this weekend so I made sure I had my Slamko prepared and ready."

Slamko by binaryconsciousness May 25, 2011

Slamposium 

When a group of girls (i.e. slam pieces) convene to take pictures of themselves in PhotoBooth or any similar application. They may also gossip or discuss their menstrual cycles. The opposite of a Brovention.

While the great thinkers of ancient Greece held symposiums to discuss philosophical quandaries, Amy held a Slamposium when she got her braces off.

Slamposium by Chiever feat. Five Dolla January 27, 2012

ads slako 

it doesn't really have a clear meaning but the purpose of saying it is making the person your speaking to confused. An individual uses this word in an attempt to make the other person say: "huh"?.
a converstion may start when a person says to another hey listen " ad slako". The other will respond automatically and say huh?. The person will reply back with another "huh".
the goal is to make fun of poeple and to make them feel stupid. it is highly used in the baccalaureate school.

Jon: Ted, ads slako on thursday?
Ted: huh?
Jon: huh?
Ted: i don't understand?
Jon: neither do I?

ads slako by jhaddadin123 June 23, 2009

slamhouse 

-verb
To subject a partner, usually female, to rough and largely self-satisfying sexual activity. Commonly used in Northeast Ohio, and especially Washington, DC.

"Dude, I slamhoused Jillian last night."

slamhouse by TheDudes44107 May 30, 2008

slambourne 

to eat a filet o fish

i can't believe u pulled a slambourne on that fat bitch!
i gotta go to mcdicks and pull a slambourne.

slambourne by Dirrty567 December 13, 2007

Slackoisie 

Prounounced "Slack-wah-zee". This term was coined by J. Daniel Hull, Esq., author of the "What About Clients?" blawg, and popularized by Scott H. Greenfield, Esq., author of the "Simple Justice" blawg. It refers to:
(1) a class of narcissistic young professionals, particularly attorneys (usually Gen Y/millenials), who believe that having a job is an entitlement, rather than a privilege. They often complain about the work they have (if working), opine the lack of "real lawyer" jobs available in the market, and are critical of the long hours and inadequate pay found at most small firms. They believe they are entitled to work/life balance, that their opinions on any subject are inherently important and that whatever benefits they enjoy are inadequate. The Slackoisie are more interested in having a place to go in the morning and some spending money than committing themselves to their clients and the profession; or
(2) a slacker with an exaggerated sense of self-importance and entitlement.

Examples:
(1) Attorney 1, "OMG, like I got a job at (insert name of any law firm) and they expect me to work like a hundred hours a week. I did not go to (insert name of law school) to work all the time."
Attorney 2, "Stop being such a slackoisie, and appreciate the opportunity you have! There are tons of people graduating law school who would love to have a job doing (insert type of law practiced at Attorney 1's law firm)."
(2) Anyone who claims to be a social media expert/guru;
(3) Anyone who posts on "JDJive" and "JD Underground"; or
(4) Anyone with a graduate degree who lives in their parents basement and is unemployed because they cannot find an employer who "appreciates their uniqueness" or demands that they actually produce quality work before being given a raise, the corner office and a convertible sports car.

Slackoisie by SI_Counsel February 28, 2010