spakol

a fusion of the terms spa and jakol (see definition), which refers to the so-called "special services" that one could avail of in certain establishments that have it. the service that the spa renders differ in each establishment.

Maganda pala dun sa *insert name of spa here*, pwede kang magpa-spakol sa kanila. Mura lang.

by joemillan October 15, 2010

Spatule

A small man satchel, used to store spatulas. Perfect for the traveling chef!

"Hey John, is that a purse?"

"No, it's just my spatule!"

"What the hell man?"

by DMoore2793 April 4, 2015

Spatula

the thing you use when your mom won't buy you a d*ldo

my spatula is really hitting the spot right now

by hey girlypop April 24, 2023

muddy spatula

Using your shit covered penis as a cooking utensil to avoid making more dirty dishes.

After Connor fucked Kylie in the ass he used his penis as a Muddy Spatula to mix some brownie batter so he wouldnt have to do the dishes again.

by DieselJesus69 October 17, 2019

Nut Spatula

A tool used for the separation of a sweaty ball sack from the inner thigh

Man, my balls are stuck to my leg. Any chance you brought your nut spatula?

by DonnyB123 April 10, 2023

satan's spatula

When a fart is so raunchy, it's as if the jaws of hell opened due to Satan's craving to slap you in the face with his personal spatula. It's bad.

"Holy shit dude, what'd you eat? I was just slapped by satan's spatula!"

by thunderpussycocksmack August 11, 2009

Get out my spatula

To become angry or enraged, and prepare to freak out. (since one would presumably need a spatula to flip a shit)

When Alice forgot to do her portion of the project again, i proceeded to get out my spatula.

by Saepe Fidelis July 27, 2012