Shwanson

A mans penis

"He has a big shwanson."
"The stippers had their shwansons out and everything!"

by NeciBoo September 13, 2009

shwanty

An adjective meaning, to describe someone or something that is relaxing and enjoyable.

My professor was much more shwanty this Friday than he ever was before.

by New Drelson September 26, 2017

soannoying

A person that is better looking or nicer or creative or more anything you can think of that will not have sex with you.

"Who was that guy talking with you? He was so handsome and polite."
"Soannoying."

"Dude! That blonde goth girl? She's so hot! She made her costume! Do you know her?"
"She's soannoying."

by Mr Special July 8, 2019

Shwanzini

Noun -

The act of wishing a person's dad to rape the person in question. Not only to do so violently and forcefully, but to also pass away during this coital act, more specifically of cancer. Ball Cancer.

Max - Yo! I got with Mala at the Tripwire gig!

Ed - Yo! Shwanzini! You cockend.

Max - Wow, necessary?!

by Joe Ian Gilbert Cunningham September 8, 2021

Shwank that Justin boy

When your roommate spends 30+ minutes in the shower masturbating.

I've been waiting on my roommate to go to lunch, but he's shwank that Justin boy for over half an hour.

by the Sleuth June 10, 2009

Christian Sawan

term that implies a hot lebanese guy most likely to be christian

tim:you are Christian Sawan
samy:thanks

by words212 October 2, 2011

Shwan

A gentleman , who's unique... Once he loves, he loves with his all with no doubt . He would risk his life for you. He has an amazing personality with the most loving heart ever. He'll always be your shoulder to cry on and your extra ear to listen no matter what. He would never judge you. And his the super hero every girl would love to have .

Shwan is a respectful and wise gentleman.

by theextremelygoodshepherd November 27, 2018