Sloppy Dallas

When your girlfriend packs the fattest lip of all time and sucks the soul out of you

My girl gave me the Sloppy Dallas, shit looked like burnt lawn clippings on my shaft

by Trollafieng October 15, 2020

gawk gawk vacuum seal double hand twist ushy gushy sloppy gorilla grip fade tsunami soul taker combo 3000

after receiving the gawk gawk vacuum seal double hand twist ushy gushy sloppy gorilla grip fade tsunami soul taker combo 3000 u won’t be able to walk for days and your soul leaves your body for 3 hours to go get some rest. your technically dead after getting this

1:”dude this chick gave me da gawk gawk vacuum seal double hand twist ushy gushy sloppy gorilla grip fade tsunami soul taker combo 3000!”
2: “woah, bro that’s sick”
1: * aggressively humps 2*
2: *dies*

by BootyEater88 November 18, 2020

SoupyMold

A very epic person

Bro, do you know about SoupyMold? He's a very nice score video maker! You'll love his videos, I guarantee you.

by schroender but joyri July 12, 2021

Sloppy Dallas

Shove an entire can of dip in your mouth and give you someone a blowjob

Yo I just gave Doo a sloppy Dallas

by Doo lover October 15, 2020

A sloppy dallas

A sloppy Dallas Is when a lady puts dip in her mouth when shes giving you a blow job

Dude stacy totally gave me a sloppy Dallas after the game last night

by Yung poet October 15, 2020

sloppy earl

A sloppy Earl occurs when one is performing ass to mouth with a hot chick. Then having ones tongue in to deep, she shits in your mouth

Tyler: Hey Todd! Did u bang Teresa yet?
Todd: I tried bro. I stuck my tongue in her butt, next thing you know she frosted my throat with a sloppy Earl.
Tyler: Too bad homie. Same thing happened to me with your mom last night.

by Friarsoul March 5, 2019

sappy putting

Very poor putting, when you can't make a putt from beyond 5 feet. Named after Ernie Els, for his SAP hat, and his poor putting.

Tom Watson's sappy putting cost him the 2009 Open Championship.

by Sajak August 10, 2012