Distant Socialing

The act of being uncomfortably close to everything you come in contact with.

Guy1: Have you heard about all the social distancing stuff?

Guy2: What did you say? Distant Socialing?

by caved May 6, 2020

Socialdemokratern

Socialdemokraterna is a Swedish democracy that's sucks ass

I hate socialdemokraterna.

by SackZZ February 4, 2020

socialmediologist

One who studies the effects of social media on society at large.

After seeing what social media was doing to the way people interact and build relationships, Amy decided she wanted to be a socialmediologist.

by Amyz5 June 29, 2011

Socialmedia Distancing

Putting space between yourself and others on FB that knowingly or unknowingly spread bad or dangerous information with their posts, or that proudly encourage wreckless behavior that can harm you or your family. Does not usually apply to when they're only hurting themselves (see: Natural Selection). Usually performed in a series of escalations starting with the 30-day penalty box unfollowing, then permanent unfollowing, unfriending, or outright blocking. Is known to be associates with a refreshing, disinfecting feeling.

Bob won't shut up about the anti stay-at-home rally with this virus and keeps posting about how masks are the gubmint trying to control us, so im Socialmedia Distancing him for a month.

by RioRacehorse April 25, 2020

socialpreneur

Someone skilled in using social media to build their small business or cause

Mary found the traditional means of growing her business too slow so she exercised her socialpreneur skills using Facebook and Twitter

by Ghetto Shakespeare January 19, 2010

Socialheavy

Extreme of socialite...

One who is overly social in a number of settings and most of the time contains a negative connotation.

Synonym: slut, whore, extreme cases: slore, most extreme cases: Paris Hilton
Newly added most extremest cases: "KK" aka Kim Kardashian

In recent news, Kim the "Kangaroo" Kardashian was krowned the socialheavy of the year upon her last hop stop at the Kayne's Kreme Kitchen.

by The True Senator January 7, 2013

socialneck

A term used to describe someone who is addicted to social media websites; the social media version of a redneck.

That Tracy spends like 10 hours a day on facebook and twitter, she is such a socialneck!

by Social Al April 9, 2010