snooze control

The period of time when one's desire to stay in bed is so strong they repeatedly hit the snooze bar on their alarm clock, without conciously being aware of it.

Sorry I'm late guys, my snooze control lasted for 30 minutes this morning

by VHosey December 12, 2008

Scoozie

Todays definition of a scoozie is a blonde named Jessie which I’m sure we all know a whore in our area that’s blonde and a midget so we’ll just use Jessie as an example name

A scoozie is Dating a guy who’s husband material then go fucks a dude who’s a professional rapist behind his back also can’t drive most likely has mommy and daddy issues broke as fuck legally midget fucked up teeth other short word terms to match this up would be whore , hoe ,slut, skank ,cock gobbler ,blownout blonde cum guzzler , cum dumpster , burnout , the town bicycle , horny greedy bitch ,dick hungry ,dick breath , brainless, STD BANK ,dick parking lot ,cunty fagbag ,mind pricked , dick coozie , cock sock , rotten vag , dumb hoe , prick master , dick abyss , loser ass buzzkill , burnt burger , white bitch , white , commie cum catcher , horse girl , cum skunk , dick absorber, dick magnet , fucked up teef ,skink , low class dumb broad , gold digger ,psychotic whore ,depressed loser ,dick dreamer ,Ritter bike rider, pickle licker ,crab infested ,loose as a goose, well that’s all that needs to be said here

by CreamNBeef November 19, 2022

Snoofie

A nude selfie

I stopped following him because he asked me to send a snoofie

by Barossababes July 28, 2017

snooze

To take a nap, typically during the daytime hours. Usually short in length, and used to rest up before an actvity.

"I am going to take a snooze for a minute. Wake me when it's time to leave."

by Jakesie December 28, 2005

snooze pumper

To repeatedly hit the " snooze " button on ones alarm clock

Last night I was awake til 4 am masterbinating to bacon-wrapped midget pegging porn, so when my alarm went off this morning, I snooze pumpered it 16 times, which is why I was late to my job as a monkey loader.

by Dragonwolf November 23, 2018

Snookied

Getting punched in the face for talking shit!

guy/girl says: You fuckin suck!!
2ndguy/girl:THROWS PUNCH ACROSS THE FACE OF SHIT TALKER!!
Witness says: Damn!!!!!!! that guy/girl just got snookied!!!

by fosho36 December 13, 2009

Snooze Whore

Someone who constantly abuses the snooze button in the morning.

"Why were you late again to work"

"Because I hit the snooze button for over an hour"

"You are such a snooze whore"

by Mojo R.C. January 2, 2009