Snookering

When a brother is grinding with a girl in a club whilst simultaneously the girl is facing the other direction , tossing off another different brother in a "snooker cue" motion with the hand maintained in a parallel position. The covert way in which this is done means that both dudes can be oblivious to the other , however when one realises he will be locked in position - unable to make the next move - hence both guys are effectively snookered

"Oh look at that chick, playing some quality snookering - "

" that fat girl is so large the dude can't see he is totally snookered !"

by Dr Gonzu April 10, 2013

Bavarian Snorkler

The act of inserting ones testicles and scrotum into a sleeping person's open mouth and laying your penis parallel with the bridge of their nose(Kind of like the nose piece on a Roman helmet)

Dave: Hey Conner! Remember that time I gave you a Bavarian Snorkler when you slept over?
Conner: What are you talking about, scrub?

by Dave May 26, 2005

Snookum

In chinook indians language means "the sun".
Also means:
You’re my honey-bunch
pumpy-umpy-umkin.
You’re my sweety-pie.
You’re my cuppy-cake
gumdrop
snookum snookum snore,
the apple of my eye.

Come'ere my snookum, let's get down to it.

by Wit September 1, 2004

McLain Snorkel

when you and your sexual partner are in a hottub, and one (or potentionally both) of you proceed to hold your breath, go under water, and perform oral sex on the other for as long as you can hold your breath.

1. How was your date yesterday? Did you guys go in the hottub?
2. Actually, I McLain Snorkel'd her!

by dystopyan December 9, 2018

Snooki Fingers

When one's fingers become orange and sticky after consuming a mass amount of Doritos and/or Cheetos.

Don't touch me homie you got them Snooki Fingers.

by TheMysteriousB October 26, 2011

Snookabee

A snookabee is a female who attempts to copy the look and style of the somehow celebrity known as Snooki. It is notable for it's near orange skin tone and poof hairstyle. They have the aroma of hair product. Their numbers are unclear the only confirmed existence of a Snookabee is at Temple University. It is known to roam around the resident hall J&H.

Man 1: Hey look it's Snooki

Man 2: No that aint Snooki thats just a Snookabee

by wisewiz October 26, 2010

Snooki want smoosh smoosh

A famous creature (unknown why) in jersey shore, that wants smoosh smoosh, apearently it will rape men and boys. To beat this creature, you must be from Jersey and you must slap her in the face.

SNOOKI WANT SMOOSH SMOOSH!!!

by GuidoWhoFistPumps October 19, 2010