When a butt-ugly Jersey Girl (or wanna-be) hands you a slip of paper with her phone number on it after you get so drunk that you let her gargle with your goo in the loo.
"Kyle, don't answer the door. It might be that triple-bagger from last night trying to drop off a snookigram"
by AlphaTart August 21, 2011
Get the Snookigram mug.Dave's a right Magoo, he went to shag Jenny last night but ended up with his dick up her arse. Mind you I think Jenny enjoyed the Snooker Surprise.
by The Course Man November 14, 2013
Get the snooker surprise mug.A Human Snookapede Is where someone rounds up about ten of Snookies aborted fetus'. Which just happens to be how many she produces per day. Then we use the stem cells from the fetus' and create lab born babies. We take the mouths of the babies and molecularly engineer them to become attached to another ones anus. This resembles a Human Centipede. You then put a collar around the neck of the first baby and attach a leash to the collar and walk the Human Snookapede around town.
Dude why is that sick motherfucker walking babies with they're mouths to there anus'?
Because It's a Human Snookapede
Because It's a Human Snookapede
by Rezarazeraz February 7, 2012
Get the Human Snookapede mug.To get sucker punched by someone twice your size, most likely a guido, after you've had one drink too many and thought it was okay to basically tell him that you're glad their dog died.
The first person to get "snooki'd" is none other than Snooki from MTV's Jersey Shore, who while insulting a guy at a bar found the guy's fist squared in her face.
The first person to get "snooki'd" is none other than Snooki from MTV's Jersey Shore, who while insulting a guy at a bar found the guy's fist squared in her face.
I heard this girl at the bar tell her boyfriend that she was leaving him for his brother. Needless to say, she got snooki'd.
by SAFSAYSNJROCKS December 9, 2009
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by Swamp snooch July 1, 2015
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Everything was going fine john, we had a few drinks than a bit of a kiss and a cuddle but when it came down to the business it was like playing snooker with a rope.
by T.McCormnick October 8, 2007
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Christina Aguilera, the hot mess she has become since her separation, was arrested tuesday morning for being drunk in public. She should now be referred to as vanilla snooki.
by cmolle97 March 18, 2011
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