Smeits

To ejaculate on the bristles of a broom, and wipe it on ones face.

Eww she actually let him give her smeits!

by Sonny Lawrence April 20, 2006

suits

1. Subservients to the three letter gods of the corporate domain (not just bosses)

Jane: "Your colleague seems like a real douche!"
Bob: "Yeah, he's really into playing the game - office politics etc"
Jane: "So he's a suit?"
Bob: "Yes, just another soulless suit, plugging away at unethical business practices with wool covering their eyes"
Jane: "Bloody suits!!"

by J.Assange April 28, 2011

suitsex

The incorporation of men wearing suits and ties before and during sexual activity, sometimes keeping everything on entirely, sometimes removing selected items gradually, and sometimes ending up with everything removed. Suitsex can be innocent, vanilla and romantic. It can also be incorporated into kink play such as ripping clothes, gunge and various forms of wet play.

We all got together after dinner and the symphony and then went back to the house for suitsex.

by Michael Patterson December 21, 2006

Mitch Smitsers

The mayor of awesomeville!

(1st person) Who is the mayor of awesome ville again? (2nd person) Mitch Smitsers, awesome dude! (1st person) Right on!

by Mitch awesome December 27, 2011

Raging squits

Another term for explosive diarreah. See also Chocolate slug and ja rule

I'm not well at all, i sat on the pot this morning and i had the raging squits

by Wise Man November 13, 2003

Smuts

a smelly slut.

a slutty girl that smells like filth.

that girl is pretty smutty.

girls from the ghetto are smuts.

by Jwords April 27, 2008

squitsy

A cigarette: rollie or strate

I need a Squitsy.
Would you like a quick Squitsy

by Squitsy Monster July 12, 2009