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Human Suitcases

When a midget on roller skates, wears all your clothing and then you pull them through an airport.
Seth: Do you have any tips, any tips at all for a simple romantic, non psychotic valentine's day?
Stefon: If you want a great valentine's day you don't even need to leave the house. Just give the person you love a romantic valentines gift.
Seth: You mean like a box of chocolates?
Stefon: No. Like human suitcases.
Human Suitcases by JMulan March 1, 2011

suitcase handles

Big, fat vagina lips that, when pressed together look like suitcase handles.
Look at the pussy on that girl, you could pick her up and carry her around by her suitcase handles.
suitcase handles by WKid May 21, 2006

Sir ShitsAlot

Someone, usually a guy, who has dirrhea. Especially after Taco Bell.
Where's sir shitsalot at?

tim?

Yeah.

at taco bell again.
Sir ShitsAlot by awesomeman134679 December 28, 2010

Suitcase School 

A term used to describe a college or university at which students travel home frequently on weekends, creating a lack of involvement and a 'ghost-town' like atmosphere.
Matthew: "I'm going home this weekend because there is nothing to do."

Alyssa: "This is such a suitcase school."
Suitcase School by whoareyouatlr October 13, 2011

Suitjamas 

A combination between a suit and pajamas, worn to bed because you never know when two horny oiled-up ladies show up at your place at night. You've always gotta look sharp, enter suitjamas!

(As worn by 'How I met your Mother's' Barney Stinson)
"Luckily I had traded in my striped jammies for killer Suitjamas, the cheerleading squad stopped by last night..."

Suitjama up!
Suitjamas by hitsamty March 19, 2009

shitsaurus 

A person who routinely takes nasty dinosaur-size shits.
Jesus, maybe Kathy wouldn't be such a shitsaurus if she didn't eat taco bell for breakfast, lunch and dinner.
shitsaurus by Zuzzy Foeller February 10, 2014