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Human Suitcases
Seth: Do you have any tips, any tips at all for a simple romantic, non psychotic valentine's day?
Stefon: If you want a great valentine's day you don't even need to leave the house. Just give the person you love a romantic valentines gift.
Seth: You mean like a box of chocolates?
Stefon: No. Like human suitcases.
Stefon: If you want a great valentine's day you don't even need to leave the house. Just give the person you love a romantic valentines gift.
Seth: You mean like a box of chocolates?
Stefon: No. Like human suitcases.
Human Suitcases by JMulan March 1, 2011
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Suitsa • Suit Saeran • Suit Saturday • suitcase • Shitsack • suisare • suitcased • suitsex • shitsaster • suisare stopper
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Sir ShitsAlot by awesomeman134679 December 28, 2010
Suitcase School
A term used to describe a college or university at which students travel home frequently on weekends, creating a lack of involvement and a 'ghost-town' like atmosphere.
Matthew: "I'm going home this weekend because there is nothing to do."
Alyssa: "This is such a suitcase school."
Alyssa: "This is such a suitcase school."
Suitcase School by whoareyouatlr October 13, 2011
Suitjamas
A combination between a suit and pajamas, worn to bed because you never know when two horny oiled-up ladies show up at your place at night. You've always gotta look sharp, enter suitjamas!
(As worn by 'How I met your Mother's' Barney Stinson)
(As worn by 'How I met your Mother's' Barney Stinson)
"Luckily I had traded in my striped jammies for killer Suitjamas, the cheerleading squad stopped by last night..."
Suitjama up!
Suitjama up!
shitsaurus
Jesus, maybe Kathy wouldn't be such a shitsaurus if she didn't eat taco bell for breakfast, lunch and dinner.
shitsaurus by Zuzzy Foeller February 10, 2014
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