camel salesman

Scapegoat that makes for excellent trollbait.

Extremely good at (homo)

Where has that scapegoat Camel Salesman gone again for me to e-bully! my e-wang is lacking.
*shakes fist*

CAMEL SALESMAN SHUTUP SHUT UP SHUTUHPSTUHPSTHUSPTUHSPTUHSU !!!!
*shakes fist*

Hyosung.
*shakes fist*

Your mum left poo all over my fist!
*shakes fist*

by Angus Fantapube. April 24, 2008

anti-salesman

A guy named Todd who doesn't like to sell things to his customers, even though he is a "salesman"

Customer
"hey Todd, I really like this tool you have here on your display"
Todd
"nah, you don't want to buy that, I heard it sucks"
Co-worker
"why are you such an anti-salesman?"
Todd
"Huh? what does that mean?"
*drool*...

by oinkymcporkchop June 15, 2011

touché salesman

Touché is used as an acknowledgment during a discussion of a good or clever point, usually after contradicting the user's previous point.
Adding 'salesman' to the end provides emphasis and a bit of humor, first used by Peter Griffin in Family Guy. Although Peter was actually speaking to a salesman, one doesn't necessarily need to be speaking to a salesman for this phrase to be used.

1) Peter: I'm pretty sure we've never had a volcano either.
Salesman: Well don't you think we're overdue for one?
Peter: Touché salesman.

by Freddy18 November 11, 2011

traveling salesman

An act that occurs just before romance, when a gentlemen has gone to the home of a lady. Whilst the female partner is away slipping into something more comfortable, the gentlemen turns down the covers of her bed, and defecates on the sheet. He then makes the bed back up and makes his exit. The lady, a bit upset and wondering why this man left, slips into bed to find a surprise.

I went home with her and pulled of the traveling salesman.

by B Gunn April 13, 2005

Death Of A Salesman

A book you might have to read in school that shows once again, why focus on grammar and spelling, when we can read about plays. A father that was a bad parent and was trying to realise why his favorite son failed in life. Cheated on his wife, and in the end commited suicide(FINALLY ENDING THE BOOK).

Death of a Salesman shows the flaws in the school curriculum. Grammar is not important. Knowing about plays made in the 1940s is.

by whuh? November 14, 2004

Calico Smingsmangs

A variation of the brutal sexually transmitted disease (Smingsmangs) where the functions of the vagina and the anus trade places without physically moving.

Nancy: "Wow Peggy, you have quite a robust queef!"
Peggy: "I would love to take credit for that, but it is actually gas escaping from my rectum. I caught the Calico Smingsmangs while serving time in Vietnam and all of my feces have been oozing from my vagina ever since."

by CATFOOODS January 29, 2012

Car salesman

the art of selling cars

if you got conned or lied to or swindeled then you are a stupid fuck for signing to buy the car last i looked salesman dont carry guns you stupid fuckers out there dont knock the car salesman for giving you a bad deal last time you bought a car. you signed for it asshole

by jeff1978 August 3, 2006