one hundred million smiling little ones

The little tadpoles in your semen

look at all those one hundred million smiling little ones in the microscope!

by Dozle February 18, 2007

smirking chimp

A derogatory term for George W. Bush, President of the United States, as appointed by the Supreme Court.

"That smirking chimp in the White House..."

by Cloudy Day March 30, 2004

Smiling

A mask you put on to hide how dead you are inside.

1: Are you ok?
2: No I'm fine, (*A single tear runs down their face while smiling* ) I'm smiling.

by PowerPup18 October 9, 2018

Snockling

To snort coke from the shaft of a man's cock.

Bloody hell George, this coke just isn't exciting any more - fancy a spot of snockling?

by d.eyebrows December 28, 2011

slicking the peenie

Euphemism for male masturbation

My roommate walked in the door when I was slicking the peenie

by MegaDooche December 29, 2017

smocking

Smocking is body painting for sexual gratification.

While the majority of body painting is done for artistic reasons, smockers belong to the subgroup that's just interested in getting their kicks. Normally either a negative or playful context, smockers aren't generally considered artists.

She thinks he wants to use her as the canvas for his next masterpiece, but he's just smocking.

by Carino Risagallo April 25, 2006

Smiling

The act of pretending to not care about the constant stream of shit that is your life.

1: Are you happy?

2: Can't you see I'm smiling?

by Crackmage December 20, 2018