smeagol face

A person whos face and/or body that resembles smeagol's out of lord of the rings. Basically an ugly skinny looking hobbit, that wants his precious one.

What the fuck did you do that for? you stupid fucking smeagol face. ugly cunt

by Begum March 16, 2005

Smeagol

When your partner is asleep, creep over their body/head while masturbating and breathing heavily and creepily. Finally, ejaculate into your partners hair, and or eyes while whispering "precious".

Guy 1: (breathing heavy) .....preciousssss....

Sleeping girl : Hmmmm, what the....

Guy 1: PRECIOUSSSS!!!

Sleeping girl : SMEAGOL!

by Mr. Game and Watch October 26, 2013

Smeigled

The act of dropping to your hands and knees and vomiting into the toilet with your arms around the toilet bowl or "ring". You will resemble smeigle from Lord of the Rings when you are smeigled, with the toilet being "your Precious".

"That girl drunk so much, that she's smeigled. She's been at the toilet for hours!"

by MDYM October 3, 2011

smeagle puff

a person who has been to jail already for being a pedophile, and is changing their status by going for the mentally disabled children

you see that old creep walking into the special ed room? ah, yes! he is a total smeagle puff, for sure.

by Easy E fo sheeezy October 4, 2009

smeagol

to subtly make your way into something

Did that man just smeagol his way in front of the line?

by mgargiulo May 15, 2011

Smeagoling

Verb- A sexual act in which a man is having sex with a woman doggy style, right as she is about to orgasm, the man leans in next to her ear and breathes like Smeagol from lord of the rings.

"Dude I smeagoled that bitch so hard last night!"
"We were smeagoling all night long."

by That-Guy March 20, 2013

Smeagle

The act of shoving a pen, floor hockey stick, or just anything with a pointy end up someones ass when they are bending down. This dirty act can be seen while witnessing a Harney Beating.

Hey Joeseph is bending over, smeagle him until he cries.

by W Tang May 19, 2006