Smartphone Withdrawal

When your smartphone suddenly dies and you call tech support and they ship you a new battery. It takes 3 days to get there and when you put it in your phone still doesn't work and you have to wait 3 more days. You can't put up with it anymore so you go buy a 'GO' phone just to be able to talk.

Sorry I didn't get back with you, I was busy going through Smartphone Withdrawals so I caved in and got me a Pre-Paid phone while I wait.

by DrArkaneX August 6, 2011

Smartphoning

Surfing the world wide web on your smart phone while pooping.

Updating your facebook status while sitting on the toilet versus reading a magazine or a newspaper is smartphoning.

by Shabdarider August 22, 2012

Smartphone Intervention

Sitting a friend down and telling them their phone sucks, specifically that they need to get a smartphone.

"Guys, Jimmy just called me instead of texting me back on his lame flip phone. We totally need to stage a Smartphone Intervention."

by thesharon December 5, 2011

Smartphone Face

Sagging of the jaw/chin due to constantly looking down at a smartphone.

The girl on the bus intently texting on her iPhone seemed to have developed a smartphone face.

Roy wants surgery to correct his smartphone face.

by GWG October 26, 2012

smartphone

the piece of shit that sprint sold to me last year. looks like it should make telephone calls, but it usually just gets yelled at a lot.

This fucking smartphone is the ultimate piece of shit. Do you know where a phonebooth is?

by Bob the Knob February 7, 2005

smartphone-hobo

Smartphone-hobos are people who mooch off electricity in public places like train stations and airports. Since power outlets are almost always too far away from any seats, these poor fellows are forced to squat against walls and pillars in order to get the much needed juice for their electric gadgets.

I had plenty of time at the airport but the battery on my iPhone ran out. So I ended up as a smartphone-hobo because I had to use the public wifi.

by hiresake May 24, 2014

Smartphobia

The extreme fear of being without a smartphone, even if just for a moment.

Jack realized he may suffer from smartphobia when he slipped while tweeting in the shower.
Jack's tweet:
"Organic body butter FTW! Gonna smell so nice today. #whynot #lookatmenow."

by JimmyCreature September 25, 2014