smartnessnositude

to be incredibly smart and full of intelligence and awesomeness, but mostly intelligence :D

__________ is TOTALLY full of smartnessnositude!!!

by BOSHMAN...i mean person March 27, 2009

Smallest penis contest

A contest where the guy with the shrimp dick gets the prize.

Irish guy- All right, my penis is smaller, its always been smaller.
Other guy- No, not so fast, mine is smaller buddy, I'm not giving you this one.
Asian guy- Shut the fuck up both of you, you're both stupid, mine is the smallest.
Irish guy and other guy- Fuck he's gotta have us by a half inch, I think he put ice on his dick before we started.
Asian guy- There is no ice, no acupuncture, and its not a trick, I get prize for smallest penis contest!

by Solid Mantis November 25, 2019

smartness

It's the same thing as smart, just used as a noun/adjective.

I definitely have more smartness than you do.

by IceCreamRat June 2, 2021

smallest penis

Austin Parker

Austin's penis is the smallest penis

by jdbrbrbrbrbfj June 22, 2016

World's Smallest Violin

when you have no sympathy for a douchebag for a friend who insults you and them the next day his girlfriend tells them it's over and expects sympathy from you

Boy 1 "my girlfriend just dumped me "
Boy 2 you see this it's the world's smallest violin playing just for you"

by big ginger 88 November 20, 2016

smallest dick

The title that belongs to the men in the far east like China, Japan, N Korea, S Korea, Philippines, etc.
(Yellow People)

Chick: Hey lady I just had sex with that man over there.
Lady: You mean the Chino?
Chick: Yeah, He had the smallest dick I've ever seen.

by GinaKnowsBest:) June 30, 2014

smartness

someone that says something stupid

Girl#1: There's 12 planets

Girl#2: Shut Up smartness

by Mila K April 12, 2008