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Granny's Slurpbucket 

An old name for the 'down regions' of an old lady.

The use of the word 'slurp' comes from a Shakespearian reference when King Aurthur was said to 'slurp uponst thee that runs freely and with froth from the cunny of thy mother's mother', aparently referring to the frothy nature of his grandmother's lovejuice.

The term bucket is not confirmed, but is widely accepted to be a reference to the 'openning'.
Wakefield was pissed because Alice was passing round pictures of his Granny's Slurpbucket'. He's never been the same since.
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slutfuck by elliot January 25, 2003

Slugfuck 

When you cum on a girls ass or back and then slowly drag her across the floor on wherever you came, thus leaving a slug-like trail behind her.
Matt: "dude I came all over her ass last night.."
Lucas: "I hope you slugfucked her!"
Matt: "of course! I dragged her across the carpet and you could see the trail!"
Slugfuck by ReptilianQueen2K16 August 14, 2017

slapfuck your nuts 

slapping someone so hard it fucking hurts like a kick to the nuts
slapfuck your nuts by Jesusnuts August 26, 2007

slugfuck 

A general state of chaos or disarray. Similar to clusterfuck.

Etymology:

The ancient British originally used the word 'fuckslug' in situations where the word 'fuckton' was too hyperbolic and generally just over the top. With a decline in the use of slugs as a mass unit, the seventeenth century saw a reversal of the word into 'slugfuck', and a further evolution of its meaning to the current usage.
Rob: Wait a second - is it ton, tonne, or tun? God, this whole system is a complete slugfuck.

Steve: I know. Fucking brits.

Rebecca: Seriously.
slugfuck by ploomp December 23, 2011

slugfuck 

Punching a woman in the head while you're fucking her
"When I was banging Lisa, I didn't know what to do with my hands ... so I slugfucked her !" Synonym: 'LoveTaps'
slugfuck by MrHunghorse June 28, 2007

Stumpfucker

One who dresses, acts, or speaks in a socially awkward manner.
Hey, look at that stumpfucker wearing those farm boots and short-shorts!
Stumpfucker by Cody Spencer February 21, 2009