Acting as a know it all when it comes to sports but living off past accomplishments of a team. Knowing nothing about the current standing of said team, along with gloating about the team for which you've never taken the time to visit at their home stadium.
You've been sumptering about this team for years, but still haven't taken the time to even visit the stadium, classic sumptering fan. Do you even know anyone on the current roster or are you going to just continue to live off of the championships you won 25 years ago?
by RandonDonald May 12, 2016
Get the sumptering mug.Referring to marketing techniques in which the subject needs a lot of attention from a huge audience in order to be sold.
by TheWorm1970 February 2, 2022
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slumpster • swumpster • Shumpsterbate • slumester • Slumpstarter • slumster • slumper • blumpster • slipster • Slopster
A person that has nodded off and is slumped over. Normally behind the wheel of a car or in a sitting position due to drugs or Alcohol.
Dispatch informed the officer that there was a slumper in a white sedan on the corner of first and elm.
by Stormyrayn August 6, 2022
Get the Slumper mug.A person who consistently accomplishes tasks quickly and easily, often to the surprise or envy of others. Someone known for their efficiency and the ability to handle multiple tasks or problems with ease and apparent nonchalance.
Note: The term is often used with admiration, acknowledging the slapster's superior skills or abilities. It may also have a hint of humor or sarcasm, especially when the tasks being accomplished are not typically considered difficult.
Note: The term is often used with admiration, acknowledging the slapster's superior skills or abilities. It may also have a hint of humor or sarcasm, especially when the tasks being accomplished are not typically considered difficult.
I've seen her finish a whole project in an hour. She's a real slapster.
Did you see how quickly Bob finished that crossword puzzle? He's a real slapster when it comes to the kids' section of the newspaper.
You should have seen him on the basketball court, he was a total slapster - scoring points left and right.
Did you see how quickly Bob finished that crossword puzzle? He's a real slapster when it comes to the kids' section of the newspaper.
You should have seen him on the basketball court, he was a total slapster - scoring points left and right.
by Maroon55 May 26, 2023
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Get the slumper mug.When a professional athlete finds the dirtiest, nastiest, fattest, most disease-ridden skank and puts the wood to her with the intent that it will break up a slump.
by Womanizer August 31, 2003
Get the slumpbuster mug.Where the boning, crushing, and smashing goes down (read: site of fornication). Slamsterdam is the capital of the Bederlands. Sister cities include Dickstanbul, Cockstantinople, Bangcock, New Pork, etc.
"So what happened?"
"Went over there, hung out, boneage but then we ran out of condoms, and I yelled at him for letting resources deplete and not replacing......got in a good trip to Slamsterdam though"
"Ride or die, yo"
"Went over there, hung out, boneage but then we ran out of condoms, and I yelled at him for letting resources deplete and not replacing......got in a good trip to Slamsterdam though"
"Ride or die, yo"
by LPawnShopL March 19, 2009
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