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slumester 

The last few weeks in the semester when you're slummin' it so hard and the only thing you can afford is bagels and $5 boxed wine which you will save to get you through all those shitty finals.
Connie: How's your slumester going?

Pam: Last week I ran out of laundry detergent so I used body wash and the only thing I have in the ref ridge is Kraft singles. Thanks for asking Connie!

Connie: Good Shit, Pam!
slumester by College Girl Shit November 28, 2016
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slumster 

Someone who goes slumming it with people who have less education, attractiveness and life opportunity in order not to deal with peers, not work hard in the workplace, and to attract romantic partners who are low maintenance.
As a slumster, he was happy that his new friends from the unemployment office played video games every night until the sun came up.
slumster by JessicaWalters April 1, 2021

End-of-Semester Depression 

That period of time around the last couple weeks of classes and during exam week where you feel so overloaded and stressed that you would rather lay in bed with cookie dough ice cream and watch Family Guy than do anything productive. This is a very dangerous condition that may result in severe loss of motivation, feelings of helplessness, poor diet, weight gain, exhaustion, and the end of the world.
"Hey, girl, are you excited for the end of classes?"

"Bitch, please, I am going through some severe End-of-Semester Depression. There is no way I can get all of my shit done."

slutmeister 

1. A master slut.

2. A slut who takes her profession of being a
slut seriously. She will act out any and all of a man's
most twisted sexual desire's with a level of mastery and
whorish professionalism second to none.
"This broad blew eight guys at the party last night! Everyone of them dumped their load down her throat too. And, she didn't miss a drop. What a slutmeister"!

semester friend

A person who is in your class who only associates with you in order to be more familiarized with the course and assignments.
Mandy invites Billy to her birthday party after finals but Billy declines due to the fact that classes are no longer in session.

Mandy sees Billy on campus next term. Billy walks by not acknowledging her hello. Billy was a semester friend.

semesteral friends 

People you get to know in your classes which you never hang out with, see, or hear from after the semester ends.

This can apply to both high school and college classes.
Harry: You talked to Glenn any over Winter Break?

Alan: Actually I haven't. We really were just semesteral friends.
semesteral friends by friskycurtain January 17, 2009

Semester Suicide 

Semester Suicide is taking a course load that will kill your social life and your happiness.
You're taking Organic Chem and Cal 2! That's semester suicide.
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