scoringbuddy

a friend who you make out with no strings attached

my best friend alex is my scoringbuddy ,its great no clingyness

by supergirl123 January 17, 2009

Bed Soring

The sex act whereby a man inserts his un-lubed penis in between an obese woman's fat rolls.

"Hey, how was your date last night?"

"Pretty good, I was bed soring her all night."

by F4ilwin July 11, 2016

The universal scoring system.

A system that scores individuals based on "attractiveness" That can range from 1-20. The system is in place so people can rate their overall chance of success of "getting with" someone near the same score.
Can be used in Most scenarios and has a success rate of 80%.

The universal scoring system.
Example: A male rated with a attractiveness of 7 will be successful with a female around 6,7 or 8. The universal scoring system has exceptions to the rule which include:

Location (Billy is trying to find a hot girl in his area, but alas their are no hot girls. Billy who has a US of 15 will have to settle with a 8.)

Money ( Candy has a US of 19. Dave has a US of 7, but Dave is rich. Therefore Candy settles with Dave)

Self esteem ( Sarah rates herself at a 12 even though her US score is 16. Therefore males around 11,12 or 13 have a chance with Sarah.)

Other exceptions can be found, but overall the Universal scoring system is incredibly accurate.

by OnceInMexico September 18, 2013

Dad's Snoring

The snoring that your father makes that can cause bad ear damage or worse
The snoring that makes birds fall out of trees and crickets stop chirping

Josh: Hey James, why is everyone walking away from you?
James:...
Josh: Bro why won't you answer me?
Me: Didn't you hear? His Dad's snoring caused him permanent ear damage. Dad's snoring is contagious.

by Ariel Aries April 4, 2021

sloming

Sticking Leeches On Myself. When idiots Stick Leeches to their Body They Are Sloming.Used As A Fast way to lose Weight, Either To Fit In Or because Sh/e Lacks Self esteem

When jake Is Sloming he Sticks Leeches on his ass
George Collects leeches To Use for Sloming

by #Unknown# November 30, 2006

Slowing

The opposite of "Fasting" (to starve oneself); when you eat as much as humanly possible in order to gain the size of LM.

John: "I've spent an entire month Slowing!"

by HandFlapper403 May 11, 2011

scoring

Buying or otherwise acquiring drugs.

"Hopefully i'll be scoring some heroin in the next hour or so.."

etc.. ;)

by your mom on a stick February 17, 2009