skweefer

reaching down a persons throat all the way to the colon and applying slight pressure causing the person to expell gas from the anus

i tried to give myself a skweefer but i did it wrong and i shit my pants

by j napkins May 4, 2008

skeef

a females that has sex with numerous amounts of men

that bitch is a skeef. i cant belive that bitch fucked my brother

by matiks December 1, 2003

skeef

to steal somethin from someone.. such as a carey rat or hobbit

i skeefed some potato chips from bilbo's hut.

by ajfdkjfakdfjk March 8, 2005

Sweef Curtains

Sweaty beef curtains.

I would rather stick my face near a donkey's ass than your ugly sweef curtains.

Her oversized pussy lips got sweaty in the afternoon heat....they were sweef curtains.

by CurvedMirror August 18, 2008

Skweeg

A Noun used as a slang term for semen, but like "jizz," can be used to describe the act of masturbation as well.

Dude, this crap looks like skweeg.

I just skweeged in your towel, sorry man.

by Jesus Was Emo. August 22, 2007

Skeef

When a queef and skeet happen simultaneously

Me and my girl skeefed the last night

by Skeefshooter October 11, 2017

Spweef

A vaginal fart of air followed by a light mist (damp pussy fart)

"dude I was eating her out and she busted a spweef on my nose"

by evander skolyfield November 20, 2018