Shrimp skimpy

Culinary dish having way too few pieces of shrimp....

Paul ordered shrimp scampi from the menu but when the dish arrived he counted the shrimp and realized he had been served shrimp skimpy.

by sheila in the car March 5, 2011

skimmish

Beer, (Portsmouth) noun; alcoholic drink made from malt, hops, sugar, yeast and water (see also ale and shant)
Go on the skimmish, verb; to go drinking with ones chums sometimes associated with premier league football matches and recently FA Cup matches at Wembley (see WEM-BER-LEE). Skimmished-drunk

"I say Jeeves, lets get a skimmish on, I fancy a shant before the game? those northern monkeys will be well up for it, you mark my words"...."Indeeed Sir" (from Jeeves and Wooster at The Reebok by PG Wodehouse)

by Simon Newsham May 13, 2008

skimmer

Skimmer is a guy who "rides the top of the crest" during sex! Skimming is just bouncing off a partner's 'rear-end', quick insertion, then pulling out, leaving the sodomized partner feeling rather hungry for alot more.

"That dude made me want more and more of the sauce, but he wasn't very deep, just another skimmer"

by Princess Peussie March 22, 2005

skimpy clothes

Dresses that are tight and/or see through and/or bare belly/most of legs/breast

wearing skimpy clothes in algeria is not recommended

by Laragirl January 20, 2016

skimpy nut bags

Male beachwear of insufficient modesty, casting genitalia in visible relief. Considered indecorous, if not offensive, and embarassing by other beach-goers.

Danny-mate is not packing much of a frankie in those skimpy nut bags

by van kent April 16, 2007

skimmer

blow job, oral sex

My husband asked me to wake him up with a skimmer.

by blahblahginger April 4, 2007

Skiffer

A cool girl with multiple and indisputable life skills.

Did you see how she handled herself?! Woaah?! She is a major skiffer!

by dee ess January 4, 2010