skewtency

A combination of clock skew and network latency.

On the Internet, no two people or computers can ever agree on what time something happened, because no two computers ever have precisely the same time (the problem of clock skew), and it takes some small amount of time to even compare clocks (the problem of network latency).

The server wouldn't accept the signature because the signature's time stamp was 5:57pm, the server's local time was 5:59pm, and the allowable skewtency is only 60 seconds.

by arbang June 11, 2016

Texas Skewer

The event that takes place when penetrating ones mouth and exiting ones anus, specifically in Texas.

Man did you see Israel give Oscar that Texas Skewer?

by brewski210 August 28, 2022

Skeewop

A nasty tricked out skank who needs to be kept on a leash.

Bino, yur gf, Amanda Anello, is such a skeewop.

by mandafbabyyx June 26, 2009

skow

Mid 90's slang used to express question along with surprise. Commonly substituted for the phrase "for real?!"

" I parked my car downtown and some asshole smashed out the windows and shit in my seats," Jamal exclaimed.

"Skow!" Chameel replied.

by Old man withers September 3, 2005

Skew-wiff

All messy, disheveled. Colloquial British term somehow derived from "askew."

"Her hair was all skew-wiff; she looked like she'd just woken up."

by zooa November 3, 2003

tits on a skewer

I usually say it when I KNOWS I am going to get in trouble...

exsample: Shit man, if they found out about this they would have my tits on a skewer

variations: Titties,Ass, Nuts... ect.

by TEEG February 11, 2006

skowronski

Polish last name...not many of them out there.

"Yeah he's obviously polish, his last name is Skowronski."

by Patricia Harris February 19, 2015