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When a boy nuts
Jessica said he skeetered in her mouth.
by Anonymous May 3, 2003
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Nazar: Yo i got a skeeter from that bitch fele last night!
Arthur: fo sho? i got one from your mom last night.
by Nick March 23, 2005
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the name used for when the male stem of a bong is used to snort cocaine. has incredibly pleasant results when used with "skeet" or cocaine that has been passed through a flour sifter.

the name came about one long and crazy nite when a few buddies sat in one very small studio pondering what to call this novelty. after brainstorming possible names, for some reason muppet babies became the topic of conversation or rather someone was really high and talking like beeker, and from beeker it went to skeeter and all of a sudden the bastard utensil gleemed as if begging to be baptized and voila! from then on it is called skeeter. so now my borthers and sisters, use this, go forth and multiply.
instructions: place finely ground cocaine on a clean, dry surface in a mound equivalent to a fatty line. place the skeeter directly over the mound in a 90 degree position. place nostril over the other end and inhale sharply while simulaneously tilting the skeeter ever so slightly so as to create a clear hole effect of outside air rushing in to further push the product up the nose. wait a few minutes then continue repeating until there's no mo' left and you gotta pound whiskey to go to sleep.
by Misc. P May 30, 2006
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a guy who aint done "it" in a while so when he finally do he cums alot
dayum ur a fuckin skeeter
by shadyshit goinon March 5, 2003
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Horse lover, buys elephants for his...he has his own elephantfuckhouse
by Ya Mom in the next room July 20, 2003
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A small device used to keep the structure of a spliff/blunt. They are often also used to keep it alight.
“Hey Barry, did you bring the skeeters?”
by Jamie’s taylor May 3, 2018
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A really cool guy! He gets lots of women! Generally hot ones. Loves to have a good time. He is so crazy!
by WaneFreeman April 16, 2018
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