Crossing Sheaths

The act of "accidentally" rubbing your vagina up against another womans's vagina.

"Sure, I'll move in with you guys! But under one condition, You, me and Robert can have a threesone. Unless you're not comfortable with the act of crossing sheaths.. >;."

by lolwutRon January 6, 2009

Derek Smeath

Debt Collector.

Derek Smeath went to pick up Rebecca's money that she owed from shopping.

by Jalenistheshit June 27, 2009

sheath

the cover for a sword save the hilt and guard that prevents you or others from accidentally getting cut

qaz:*slaps varg with sheathed sword*

varg:crap! that would've cut my head off if it wasn't sheathed!

qaz: :3

by ykcir00222 November 9, 2009

cock sheath

1. A derogatory term used to describe a woman of loose morals and a loose vagina.

That cock sheath just told me to go fuck myself! I'm a kill that bitch.

by Travis S November 11, 2005

sheathe the sword

to insert your penis into a vagina or to put it back into your pants

I couldn't rightly sheathe the sword after I'd been handcuffed so the policeman gladly obliged.

by Schismrobo January 19, 2008

Dick Sheath

any orafice used to temporarily house a penis. most often during sexual gratification.

"Her ruby red lips made a fine decoration for her dick sheath"

by JamesJames July 19, 2004

Sweathog

An underworked but overpaid union laborer. Usually known to spend his/her entire paycheck on unnecessary recreational toys such as jet skis, ATV's, and fifth wheel trailers. Typically works 16-32 hours of overtime every week to barely maintain monthly payments for the previous examples. Lives paycheck to paycheck and never has more than $100 in his/her savings account.

Billy that UAW sweathog just bought a fifth jet ski even though his kids have no food to eat.

by Dick Rubbins June 17, 2013