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Survivor 

A television show, firstly designed by a man called Charlie Parsons, where around 16-20 castaways (contestants) are to survive 39 days on an island, surviving the island and the players. The game mostly consists nowadays of the players trying to make all sorts of moves, from trying to play a podium to save themselves, to making players give up immunity, and have their name echo out (in a embarrassing way).
Warren: So, what you think of the seventh season of Survivor?
Yassen: It was alright, at least the editing was somewhat on the tribal survival. Its all cutthroat moves nowadays.
Survivor by Jaeger_Battalion December 1, 2020
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Soul Survivor 

An awesome camp to hang out with the homies, meet girls 😏😏learn about God and have a great time!
Me: “Hey Bill, are you going to Soul survivor this year”

Bill: “definitely! I’m hoping to hang out with the homies there”

Me: “Nice! I may, God willing, meet a girl”

hemorrhoid survivor

Dita Mušperte
Dita Mušperte is a hemorrhoid survivor
hemorrhoid survivor by Tiiina April 23, 2023

Survivor 

What Americans call survivor is what Canadian's call camping.
Americans: Wow I can't believe they did that in Survivor!
Canadians: What they only went on a camping trip for a couple of weeks, I did that last year for fun.
Survivor by ME.0 May 11, 2011

PARANOiA Survivor 

A song from the game Dance Dance Revolution (a.k.a. DDR) that is widely ignored. It first appeared in DDR Extreme and reaches a maximum BPM of 270. It is easier, slightly slower, and decidedly much less popular than similar-sounding PARANOiA Survivor Max (also see PSM and PSM Oni), which also debuted on Extreme.
PARANOiA Survivor is one of the hardest songs in DDR history!

Alien Abduction Survivor 

One who returns to ordinary, day-to-day life after being kidnapped by aliens. Rarely does the individual have no memory or full memory of the event. In most cases, there are partial or unrecovered memories. Particularly eerie if the subject is nonchalant about it.
"I guess you can call me an Alien Abduction Survivor. It was a rough weekend after being kidnapped by aliens. I don't remember much. Let's get back to that project from last week."

Survivor 

A popular reality TV show in which numerous randomly selected contestants make pitiful attempts to survive in a secluded area while they bitch about their workload until they are eventually voted off by their teammates.
"Man, the chicks on survivor won't stop bitching about everything, and those guys are total pussies for not gettin' some poon!"
Survivor by Q-Bert June 1, 2003