facebook sympathy whore

One who will often post status`s on facebook in order too get sympathy. They act like their lives suck, when really they have great lives. Facebook sympathy whores are whiny lil bitches who need too stop using facebook as their social diary. Sorry for misspellings.

FACEBOOK:

Charlotte: I hate my life! Give me sympathy and attention! Wahh wahhh I hate you! Wahhh wahhh Ima go cut myself! WAHHH WAHHH WAHHH!! - depressing poem -

Freind: Whats up with you?! :p

Charlotte: Dont matter......:'(

Friend: Dont be a facebook sympathy whore.

by GrandPoop October 12, 2010

Sympathy Circle

A group of people who are reeled into a over-dramatisation or fabrication of an event, told by a person who wants attention and/or others to feel sorry for them

Jackie's over-dramatisation of a relationship break-up had a 'sympathy circle' of people flocking around her

by Disco Boy August 6, 2008

Sympathy Hangover

Someone who is around hungover people and feels the effects of a hangover (i.e. Stomach ache, headache, tiredness, etc.) without drinking the night before.

Damn, everyone was so blacked out last night, but I didn't have a drop of alcohol and my head is killing me today, this is totally a sympathy hangover.

by Mcatwill October 18, 2013

sympathy box

When a female gives up her box (pussy) to another man, only because she feels sorry for him.

Marco :Dude, you totally got her due to sympathy box.
Raheem: A win is a win!

by elcobells July 19, 2014

sympathy suck

noun • As per the name, a exuberantly ripe and spritely suck bestowed upon he most deserving of immediate sympathy, unable to be sufficiently provided otherwise. Such a rite is usually provided by the nearest willing female, who performs any sex act you may desire out of compassion for your sorry state.

Ben: hey sexy wanna smash?
Maggie: nah, fuck off creep
Ben: But I have stage 4 testicular cancer and don’t have long.
Maggie: In that case, come get your sympathy suck and I’ll make whatever time you have left worthwhile ;).
Ben: Ahahaha ueh
Maggie: (acckk uehhhh *#!& it’s so big and cancerous ueh)

by jellypuddinginmyanus42069 December 28, 2019

Simpathizer

Any E-Girl on Twitch, Twitter, Youtube, Patreon, Onlyfans, etc, that says it is not a problem to simp and that you are a king for doing so.

That girl called neeko is such a simpathizer for saying simping is king shit

by MuttJackal March 14, 2020

sympathy brake

When a driver applies his or her brakes for no other reason than they see someone else applying their brakes in another lane. The offender has no other reason to slow down other than they saw some red lights in their peripheral vision.

"This dude is making me late for work, he's put on the sympathy brake for every car that has slowed down around him."

by tinnitus January 9, 2009