white shriveledge

When you're a white guy with a grower not a show-er and you jump into a cold pool and your dick disappears

When tanner jumped into the pool
He experienced some extreme white shriveledge

by BeuTheSlayer June 1, 2017

scrotum shriveling cold

To describe something extremely cold, to an extent that a real man or a group of gentlemen would understand.

(Ross) Yo Josh, do you want to put the jetski in the water today?
(Josh) No way! the ocean is scrotum shriveling cold today.

OR

(Heather) Hey guys do you want to run naked threw the snow tonight?
(Jesse) Um I dont think so, the snow is scrotum shriveling.
(Heather) Say what?
(Ross) Heather you wouldn't understand, its a guy thing.

by Rgerlack May 24, 2010

Shrive

The action of attempting to be a part of something, such as a club or secret society, that the "shriver" ha absolutly no chance of being a part of, due to stupidity of physical abnormality. I.e. trying in vein.

Christy shrives so hard to be a model, but she weighs 450 pounds.

by Andrew Werlinger November 6, 2006

scrivener

Also known to "shit in newbies"

That scrivener, whenever a newbie asks a question, he shits all over his question with his ass hole replies.

by NESer May 22, 2008

shrivelled penis

What every man fears.

You have a shrivelled penis! Ooh, that so cute!

by NeverMindWho April 14, 2006

Shrivel-pig

An uncircumcised, infected penis

He pulled down his pants and exposed his shrivel-pig and I puked a little in my mouth!

Calling his a dick is a compliment. He’s a shrivel-pig!

by Boymom0406 September 23, 2019

Shriveled

It is a state of being, where it is cold, and someone pants you and your dick and balls are very shrunken.

Eric Powell often has very shriveled dick and balls.
Dude, why would you do that when my dick and balls are shriveled

by Chrisobell February 7, 2009