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scrotum shriveling cold

To describe something extremely cold, to an extent that a real man or a group of gentlemen would understand.
(Ross) Yo Josh, do you want to put the jetski in the water today?
(Josh) No way! the ocean is scrotum shriveling cold today.

OR

(Heather) Hey guys do you want to run naked threw the snow tonight?
(Jesse) Um I dont think so, the snow is scrotum shriveling.
(Heather) Say what?
(Ross) Heather you wouldn't understand, its a guy thing.
by Rgerlack May 24, 2010
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nut sprinkling

The act of a female subordinate using flirtation and/or sexuality towards male superiors in order to advance her position in the workplace.
Tiffany has constantly been nut sprinkling our boss so he won't discover her incompetence.
by Michael Harryman March 28, 2005
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sprinkling

The sexual act of ejaculating upon your partner's face to create a base of semen upon your canvas and then sprinkling sprinkles (preferably rainbow sprinkles) to top off your partner add a cherry, chocolate syrup, and other condiments to expand your sprinkling.
Jeff: Dude my bed is an absolute mess from last night?
Chris: What? Did you and Britney try anal?
Jeff: No we tried sprinkling there's sprinkles and whipped cream all over my bed still it was like sex with Willy Wonka.
Chris: Nice
by perverttree September 10, 2012
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shrinklage

an act of shrinking and wrinkling
hey dude, theres an old guy skinny dippin in the pool.

that's some massive shrinklage you got goin on there, bro!
by shrinklage February 27, 2009
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Shrilling

(Verb)
1.The informal process of violently and savagely shouting offensive terrorist terms, phrases, prayers, and proverbs, inside of a moving car or on foot, towards innocent and completely arbitrary people and places.
2. Verbally scarring innocent people in an attempt to raise terrorist ideals and awareness.

(Noun)
1. A formal allusion from Allah, to praise terrorist organization groups.
My friend Ahmed and I shrilled last weekend. We told this yoga mom "Jihad" and drove off laughing.

Lets go shrilling this weekend, I really want to get "Hez" and "Muja" out of my system.

I know a guy named Borna who got arrested by the Feds whilst shrilling. His violent shrills on Main Street caused an uproar and a formal SWAT team covered the grounds.
by Universal Salad March 13, 2014
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Stinkling

1) Driving around aimlessly, smoking weed, cigarettes, or blowing oxys, generally being worthless.
1) " What are you doing man? " "Nothing just stinkling around "
by the real bob backland November 11, 2010
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Pop Tart Sprinkling

Pop Tart Sprinking is when you're banging a pop tart (n. Slang term used for a slutty virgin in her early teens who everyone expects will get knocked up soon.) and just before you cum, you pull out and sprinkle your man juice all over her ..adding your own special brand of sprinkles.
I had to go Pop Tart Sprinkling because that little bitch wasn't on a any birth control
by The D.O.C. August 13, 2010
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