shorties 

(n.) A hawt suburban woman.

"I got fine ass shorties comin' through the slidin' door of my pop's van.

shorties by E-wreckshun December 12, 2003

Sharkie 

A boner while swimming.

Bf: babe i gotta tell you something.
Gf: what is it?
Bf: i have a sharkie...
gf: thats hot.

Sharkie by hisQueen46930 May 25, 2015

shortie 

Alternate spelling of shorty. Denotes a woman or a child.

Ey, boo, wha's yo' name, shortie?

shortie by ATLFreshNClean October 31, 2003

shortie 

Female who is primarily interested in a short-term relationship.

Antonym of 'wifey'.

I do not enjoy staying committed to one girl, as my immature narcissistic world view prevents me from doing so. Therefore I maintain an alternating stable of shorties, due to my nature as a thoughtless womanizer ignorant of how my irresponsible actions affect others.

shortie by God I hate the perpetuation of commercial 'urban culture' in modern hip-hop and R&B music. January 10, 2008

Shookie 

when someone cums, shits and pisses at the same time. vomiting is optional.

sexy person: i'm gonna shookie!

other guy: k do it nerd

sexy person: *shookies*

other guy: damn, that was a good shookie

Shookie by CuckholdCuisine February 15, 2021

sharkiest 

Used to discribe a beach infested with the most sharks in a particular area.

"Yea tigershark bay is pretty scary but northern California's Red Triangle has got to be the Sharkiest.

sharkiest by Sam Sances August 11, 2007

trombone shortie 

An instance in which flatulence occurs during the performance of rim job on a person of minute stature, resulting in a Dizzy Gillespie-like puffing of the (facial) cheeks.

I've heard that particular midget prostitute has been responsible for more than one trombone shortie.

trombone shortie by Lucius Confucius October 27, 2011