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sharkied 

sharkied defines the instance when all of the people around you stop listening to what the fuck your saying and start dissing you to your face. used often to ignore and shame annoying friends that talk about random shit that has nothing to do with anything.
Bob: guess what guys i got a nice cushy job stacking boxes, for a pizza place
Jim: good job bro
Dave: that's awesome can you hook me up with some free shit
Sean: do you ever wonder why cats and dogs never get along, i mean there both animals, why all the hate
Bob: shut the fuck, no one cares about that shit go kill yourself
Jim: yeah man, you should just kill yourself, everybody's life would be so much better if you where dead
Dave: i hope you drown in your bath tub you punk ass bitch
Chris: dang you just got sharkied, mother fucker
sharkied by king of ballin August 2, 2013
To be written on with a sharpie pen.
"OMG, Georgie just sharpied me!"
Sharpied by Lollypop 24073 September 9, 2009
A predatory creature that feeds upon nylon and lycra. Usually female, they tend to feed in packs and attack with very little provocation.

The name 'sharks' originates from the first story that was put on the BlackMilkClothing website when JL decided to take it offline because BMC was so overloaded with orders.

The story was about JL feeling like he had been repeatedly savaged by a pack of sharks (while wearing a Lady Gaga style meat dress. It was a little weird).
"You came, you saw, you nommed! Hope every sharkie got what they were after"

"Sharkies... what a beautiful species. "

"Sharkies.... you're awesome. Mwah!
Sharkie by Vatican Black November 28, 2012

sharkiesha 

Raging ghetto black female with powerful force .
Ex . I will go sharkiesha on you if you touch me .
sharkiesha by No_Love_For_Thots November 28, 2013
-v. (past tense)

To get your underwear pulled down in public by a stranger.
Ex 1. That guy just sharked the girl at the drink machine.

Ex 2. Don't go to Japan. My mom got sharked 3 times while she was over there.
Sharked by PalePumpkinHead March 31, 2008

sharkiesha 

a person who will punch the soul out of you
sharkiesha: (punch,kick)

shanikua: ...................................
sharkiesha by dqfdyqidgusgdkus December 4, 2013
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026
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